I'm a vision of hotliness, and how weird is that? Mystical comas. You know, if you can stand the horror of a higher power hijacking your mind and body so that it can give birth to itself, I really recommend 'em.

Cordelia ,'You're Welcome'


Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Theodosia - Aug 07, 2007 5:36:28 am PDT #2953 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

I can't imagine the provenance on Eva Braun's handbag could be very verifiable.

My friend Ian knows a guy who works for an LA hospital and had a sideline on selling medical appliances once used by celebrities, like (made up example!) Johnny Carson's discarded pacemaker, which aside from being unbelievably skeevy, just strikes me as so very subject to fraud, because how do you verify that a certain device came from where he said it did? What's to prevent him from acquiring Joe Blow's dentures and passing them off as Liberace's (madeup example!)


tommyrot - Aug 07, 2007 5:39:24 am PDT #2954 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I can't imagine the provenance on Eva Braun's handbag could be very verifiable.

What if it has a name tag that says, "Property of Mrs. Hitler"?


Theodosia - Aug 07, 2007 5:41:55 am PDT #2955 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Aw, tommy -- I have some swampland in NJ that you might be interested in purchasing, then.


§ ita § - Aug 07, 2007 5:44:49 am PDT #2956 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I chose hospital. And now I have to get off the blackberry, because I can't focus right now.

Fucking stupid head.

Oh- I have a book about the sex lives of great dictator (is ignominious to be dominated by "lesser" dictator?), and all I can remember about Adolph, is skeeve but not specifics. I can look it up should I ever go back home.


tommyrot - Aug 07, 2007 5:48:15 am PDT #2957 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Aw, tommy -- I have some swampland in NJ that you might be interested in purchasing, then.

Did it belong to Hitler?


msbelle - Aug 07, 2007 5:48:38 am PDT #2958 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

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Jessica - Aug 07, 2007 5:56:02 am PDT #2959 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

The DVD set of Kitchen Confidential. Screamingly funny

Already got 'em!


Theodosia - Aug 07, 2007 6:09:53 am PDT #2960 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Did it belong to Hitler?

It's a little known fact that Hitler had a vacation house in Brenton Woods and would take regular Zeppelin trips to Lakewood nearby.


Lee - Aug 07, 2007 6:15:51 am PDT #2961 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I'm glad you chose hospital, ita.

I slept for over 6 hours last night. In a row even!


Sue - Aug 07, 2007 6:19:10 am PDT #2962 of 10001
hip deep in pie

I slept for over 6 hours last night. In a row even!

Lucky! I was lying in bed last night trying hard not to cough for the longest time, sort of in semi-sleep. Then suddenly everything went dark and quiet, like the blackout at the end of a TV show, and my brain thought, "Hey, we're asleep!" And then I wasn't anymore.