Joyce: Dawn, you be good. Xander: We will. Just gonna play with some matches, run with scissors, take candy from some guy, I don't know his name.

'Beneath You'


Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


lisah - Aug 06, 2007 8:38:16 am PDT #2731 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

ita, I can see it, but, very oddly, only if I close my left eye. With both eyes, or with the left but not the right, it's just the young woman.

That worked for me too! But only if I tilted my head a bit to the left. CRAZY!


bon bon - Aug 06, 2007 8:39:17 am PDT #2732 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

The best I have to far is probably pathological compulsion. But I think there is a word that my correspondent is looking for.


Allyson - Aug 06, 2007 8:39:53 am PDT #2733 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Yesterday I locked myself out of my office with no keys, no money, and no phone.

So I tried to break in. I scaled a wall, jumped a fence, fell on my ass, beaned my head on a planter, tried to pick a lock with a hairpin, and then I interrupted my boss' pool party to be rescued.

I am my own episode of I Love Lucy.


tommyrot - Aug 06, 2007 8:40:12 am PDT #2734 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

It's a term for a kind of compulsion or tendency that a person has to repeat the same patterns in their lives, like seeking out the same relationships or whatnot, usually with a negative connotation.

President Bush?


§ ita § - Aug 06, 2007 8:43:15 am PDT #2735 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Hmm. Now I feel I should learn to pick locks.

You okay, paperdol?


Allyson - Aug 06, 2007 8:44:09 am PDT #2736 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I'm banged up, but mostly I'm suffering bruised ego.


Daisy Jane - Aug 06, 2007 8:45:07 am PDT #2737 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

The best I have to far is probably pathological compulsion.

I think that probably is the best term. The behavior wasn't really described as obsessive, but I think pathological could have a case made for it.


Allyson - Aug 06, 2007 8:45:41 am PDT #2738 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Holy butt, Jilli!

We can say we knew you when.


meara - Aug 06, 2007 8:45:55 am PDT #2739 of 10001

Hmm. Now I feel I should learn to pick locks.

Hmm. Corsets. Mad computer skillz. Friends all over the world. Krav. Pole-dancing. Lock-picking.

Does anyone else feel like perhaps ita is working on an "Alias"-based reality show or something?


ChiKat - Aug 06, 2007 8:46:20 am PDT #2740 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Yay, Jilli!!