Y'all see the man hanging out of the spaceship with the really big gun? Now I'm not saying you weren't easy to find. It was kinda out of our way, and he didn't want to come in the first place. Man's lookin' to kill some folk. So really it's his will y'all should worry about thwarting.

Mal ,'Safe'


Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


bon bon - Aug 06, 2007 8:39:17 am PDT #2732 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

The best I have to far is probably pathological compulsion. But I think there is a word that my correspondent is looking for.


Allyson - Aug 06, 2007 8:39:53 am PDT #2733 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Yesterday I locked myself out of my office with no keys, no money, and no phone.

So I tried to break in. I scaled a wall, jumped a fence, fell on my ass, beaned my head on a planter, tried to pick a lock with a hairpin, and then I interrupted my boss' pool party to be rescued.

I am my own episode of I Love Lucy.


tommyrot - Aug 06, 2007 8:40:12 am PDT #2734 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

It's a term for a kind of compulsion or tendency that a person has to repeat the same patterns in their lives, like seeking out the same relationships or whatnot, usually with a negative connotation.

President Bush?


§ ita § - Aug 06, 2007 8:43:15 am PDT #2735 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Hmm. Now I feel I should learn to pick locks.

You okay, paperdol?


Allyson - Aug 06, 2007 8:44:09 am PDT #2736 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I'm banged up, but mostly I'm suffering bruised ego.


Daisy Jane - Aug 06, 2007 8:45:07 am PDT #2737 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

The best I have to far is probably pathological compulsion.

I think that probably is the best term. The behavior wasn't really described as obsessive, but I think pathological could have a case made for it.


Allyson - Aug 06, 2007 8:45:41 am PDT #2738 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Holy butt, Jilli!

We can say we knew you when.


meara - Aug 06, 2007 8:45:55 am PDT #2739 of 10001

Hmm. Now I feel I should learn to pick locks.

Hmm. Corsets. Mad computer skillz. Friends all over the world. Krav. Pole-dancing. Lock-picking.

Does anyone else feel like perhaps ita is working on an "Alias"-based reality show or something?


ChiKat - Aug 06, 2007 8:46:20 am PDT #2740 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Yay, Jilli!!


JZ - Aug 06, 2007 8:47:04 am PDT #2741 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Hey, paperdol, you haven't yet been Wiki'd, but you have been some-kind-of-pedia'd. Coolness!