There is not enough coffee in the world for today.
Listening to NPR. Jeezus is Novak a douche. Jon Stewart may need to come up with new forms of the word for just what a douchy little doucheman he is.
And almost sixty-five percent of that was actual compliment. Is that a personal best?
Xander ,'End of Days'
Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Daisy Jane - Aug 06, 2007 6:51:42 am PDT #2689 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
tommyrot - Aug 06, 2007 6:56:21 am PDT #2690 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
This link will take you to a bunch of links of videos of cats in bottles. i.e. cats getting into and out of bottles: [link]
If I could save a cat in a bottle
The first thing that Id like to do
Is to save every cat
Till Caturday passes away
Just to send them to you
shrift - Aug 06, 2007 6:57:52 am PDT #2691 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Shoes stretch when you wear them, right?
Leather, yes. Anything else, it's a crapshoot.
It needs to be lunch soon. Yes. Yes, my carbohydrates, soon I shall have you.
tommyrot - Aug 06, 2007 7:04:14 am PDT #2692 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Pushin Daisies. "A mortuary novelty shop."
Which is cooler? A chocolate casket? or a hearse cookie-cutter? You don't have to decide - get them both!
sumi - Aug 06, 2007 7:08:15 am PDT #2693 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!
tommyrot - laughed so hard I cried. Mostly started just at the point that all that's left outside the bottle is the fluffy, fluffy tail.
I wish that they'd shown the Himalayan coming out of the giant vase too.
tommyrot - Aug 06, 2007 7:09:51 am PDT #2694 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I wish that they'd shown the Himalayan coming out of the giant vase too.
Yeah. My guess is that kitty needed human assistance. But I could be wrong.
Sparky1 - Aug 06, 2007 7:11:45 am PDT #2695 of 10001
Librarian Warlord
Shoes stretch when you wear them, right?
Leather, yes. Anything else, it's a crapshoot.
Shoes generally stretch side-to-side but not in length -- so too narrow/they'll stretch, too short/nsm.
shrift - Aug 06, 2007 7:16:13 am PDT #2696 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Thai food in 15 minutes nom nom nom.
Kathy A - Aug 06, 2007 7:18:30 am PDT #2697 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
I was dusting my shelves over the weekend, and came across a tape of the film Hiroshima that was broadcast on Showtime some 12 years ago. I think I'll watch that tonight to mark the date.
It's a really good dramatization of all the political and military stuff that happened on both the American and Japanese sides from the time of FDR's death to the surrender of Japan. Kenneth Walsh is an extremely believable Harry Truman, and the actor who plays General Anami is amazingly intense.
lisah - Aug 06, 2007 7:28:24 am PDT #2698 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate
I don't know what to get for lunch!