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'Objects In Space'

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Frankenbuddha - Aug 03, 2007 10:06:58 am PDT #2243 of 10001

"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Dear Assorted Offices Who Aren't Giving Me Answers,

WHY, if the deadline for this thing is truly today, have you not answered the repeated voicemails and emails I've been sending you since I learned about the thing in question on Wednesday? Are you just TRYING to make my life a living hell when I'm trying to clear my desk and get out of town for a week? Because, given that the reason I'm leaving town is to visit my mother, who has cancer, I really have enough going on without your ineptitude and bureaucratic red tape adding petty stress to my real pressures.

Sincerely,

Me

So I guess Susan is in on the musical too.

Susan W. - Aug 03, 2007 10:08:30 am PDT #2244 of 10001

Good Trouble and Righteous Fights

So I guess Susan is in on the musical too.

Yep. Need a writer? I'm told my first drafts read like screenplays anyway.

sarameg - Aug 03, 2007 10:09:02 am PDT #2245 of 10001

Dear brain-

Why are you so stupid?

Signed,

This HAS to go out today,, damnit.

lisah - Aug 03, 2007 10:17:43 am PDT #2246 of 10001

Punishingly Intricate

I ated too much mint ice cream w/ mini-m&ms and walnuts in a waffle cone. Ated way too much. And it was A Mess. But a delicious one.

Office Space: The Musical!!

Is a MILLION $$$ idea!

Frankenbuddha - Aug 03, 2007 10:21:53 am PDT #2247 of 10001

"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

I'm already thinking of numbers for OS:TM

Waltz of the TPS Reports
Ya Gotta have Flair!
It don't mean a thing if it ain't got that Swing(line)

msbelle - Aug 03, 2007 10:24:34 am PDT #2248 of 10001

I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

the flair number would really be spectacular.

then a love song for Milton to his stapler.

I think a great number would be when Livingston's character is in the review and telling them he doesn't much feel like working.

Zenkitty - Aug 03, 2007 10:27:41 am PDT #2249 of 10001

Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Office Space: The Musical!!

I would pay good money to see this.

red velvet cake

Good grief, people! I hadn't thought of red velvet cake in, like, years. Then I got one for my birthday. It was delicious. Then? My doctor told me to stop eating wheat. Now? Every single day somebody mentions red velvet cake! And I can't have any! Stop it! Getoutgetoutgetout!

bon bon - Aug 03, 2007 10:35:00 am PDT #2250 of 10001

It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

This kind of thing can easily be done in new york with all the alt-comedy and off-off-off-broadway stages. Until the c&d letter comes in, which it will. (I'll do the doomsaying!)

sarameg - Aug 03, 2007 10:38:09 am PDT #2251 of 10001

I just had to call my brother to get my cellphone number.

I didn't bring it with me and I don't know it yet!!

msbelle - Aug 03, 2007 10:38:55 am PDT #2252 of 10001

I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

oh. I have already got a page in my book marks with all the studio and producer info. I think I'd start with a letter to Mike Judge though.

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