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Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns  

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Dana - Aug 01, 2007 3:17:00 pm PDT #1725 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Juliana, texts are getting through. Takes less bandwidth.

Boy, is that a flashback to Katrina.


Susan W. - Aug 01, 2007 3:18:54 pm PDT #1726 of 10001
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights

Good God. You just don't think of that kind of thing happening when there's not a quake or a hurricane or something.


meara - Aug 01, 2007 3:19:32 pm PDT #1727 of 10001

You just don't think of that kind of thing happening when there's not a quake or a hurricane or something.

Or terrorism.

Boy, is that a flashback to Katrina.

And 9-11. But that's why I texted my friend.


tommyrot - Aug 01, 2007 3:22:04 pm PDT #1728 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Damn. A witness said there was bumper-to-bumper traffic, and at least a 100 cars were on the bridge.


Zenkitty - Aug 01, 2007 3:26:55 pm PDT #1729 of 10001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Good god. How does a bridge like that just fucking fall down? I hope there were no casualties, but that seems horribly unlikely. The photos are frightening.


tommyrot - Aug 01, 2007 3:30:19 pm PDT #1730 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

How does a bridge like that just fucking fall down?

That's what I'm wondering. There were construction crews working on the bridge before it collapsed, but they were just resurfacing it, so that shouldn't affect its structural integrity.

This will probably go down in history as a major engineering fuckup....


Nutty - Aug 01, 2007 3:33:52 pm PDT #1731 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

Yikes on bridges disappearing out from under you. When one of the tunnels of the Big Dig dropped its roof last year, at least it had the grace to do it late at night. (Actually, I mean, it fell right onto a car and killed a woman, but, it was only one piece of ceiling and only one car.)

On a lighter note, because I am autistic:

Dozens of vehicles were scattered and stacked on top of each other amid the rumble.

...the Associated Press is skimping on their copyediting again.


bon bon - Aug 01, 2007 3:40:17 pm PDT #1732 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

This will probably go down in history as a major engineering fuckup....

Well, it only fell down that one time.


Daisy Jane - Aug 01, 2007 3:41:10 pm PDT #1733 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I can't really make out the name of this one, but it looks like F something or I something Cornbread (It's got water stains all over).

2 beaten eggs
3/4 cup oil
8 oz sour cream
2 chopped pimentos
2 tsp chopped hot peppers
1 1/2 cups corn meal
1 tsp salt
1 tsp baking powder
1 small can creamed corn

It says to bake at 400 in a 9" pan. "Put in half and sprinkle with sharp cheese & then put in other half cover with cheese"

Black Eyed Pea Cornbread

1 lb pork sausage
1 onion
1 cup cornmeal
1/2 flour
1 tsp salt
1/2 tsp soda
2 eggs
1 cup buttermilk
1/3 cup vegetable oil
chopped peppers to taste (green, red, jalapeno)
3/4 cup cream corn
8 oz grated cheddar cheese
15 oz can (2 cups) black-eyed peas

Cook sausage and onion until brown. Drain.
Combine cornmeal and other dry ingredients
Beat eggs, buttermilk, and oil together and combine with dry ingredients
Add sausage, onions, peppers, corn, cheese and peas
Bake in loaf pan or 9x13 pan @ 350 for 50-55 min

Crawfish cornbread

2 boxes Jiffy cornbread mix
6 eggs
1 oz shredded cheddar cheese
1/2 cups chopped jalapeno
3/4 cup oil
1 or 2 lb crawfish
2 cans creamed corn
8 oz cheese for top

Bake in loaf pan at 375 for 50 min to an hour

Bonus recipe! Indian Fried Bread

8 cups self rising flour
2 tsp
2 tsp salt
3 cups hot water

Mix in bowl. Knead until smooth. make ball about the size of a fist-flatten it out and let rise a few minutes. Then, fry in about 1 1/2-2 in shortening. Fry to golden brown.


tommyrot - Aug 01, 2007 3:43:12 pm PDT #1734 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Well, it only fell down that one time.

99.99999999% of the time it was not falling down....