Am I supposed to be changing my clothes a lot? Is that the helpful thing to do?

Anya ,'Storyteller'


Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Zenkitty - Aug 01, 2007 3:26:55 pm PDT #1729 of 10001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Good god. How does a bridge like that just fucking fall down? I hope there were no casualties, but that seems horribly unlikely. The photos are frightening.


tommyrot - Aug 01, 2007 3:30:19 pm PDT #1730 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

How does a bridge like that just fucking fall down?

That's what I'm wondering. There were construction crews working on the bridge before it collapsed, but they were just resurfacing it, so that shouldn't affect its structural integrity.

This will probably go down in history as a major engineering fuckup....


Nutty - Aug 01, 2007 3:33:52 pm PDT #1731 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

Yikes on bridges disappearing out from under you. When one of the tunnels of the Big Dig dropped its roof last year, at least it had the grace to do it late at night. (Actually, I mean, it fell right onto a car and killed a woman, but, it was only one piece of ceiling and only one car.)

On a lighter note, because I am autistic:

Dozens of vehicles were scattered and stacked on top of each other amid the rumble.

...the Associated Press is skimping on their copyediting again.


bon bon - Aug 01, 2007 3:40:17 pm PDT #1732 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

This will probably go down in history as a major engineering fuckup....

Well, it only fell down that one time.


Daisy Jane - Aug 01, 2007 3:41:10 pm PDT #1733 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I can't really make out the name of this one, but it looks like F something or I something Cornbread (It's got water stains all over).

2 beaten eggs
3/4 cup oil
8 oz sour cream
2 chopped pimentos
2 tsp chopped hot peppers
1 1/2 cups corn meal
1 tsp salt
1 tsp baking powder
1 small can creamed corn

It says to bake at 400 in a 9" pan. "Put in half and sprinkle with sharp cheese & then put in other half cover with cheese"

Black Eyed Pea Cornbread

1 lb pork sausage
1 onion
1 cup cornmeal
1/2 flour
1 tsp salt
1/2 tsp soda
2 eggs
1 cup buttermilk
1/3 cup vegetable oil
chopped peppers to taste (green, red, jalapeno)
3/4 cup cream corn
8 oz grated cheddar cheese
15 oz can (2 cups) black-eyed peas

Cook sausage and onion until brown. Drain.
Combine cornmeal and other dry ingredients
Beat eggs, buttermilk, and oil together and combine with dry ingredients
Add sausage, onions, peppers, corn, cheese and peas
Bake in loaf pan or 9x13 pan @ 350 for 50-55 min

Crawfish cornbread

2 boxes Jiffy cornbread mix
6 eggs
1 oz shredded cheddar cheese
1/2 cups chopped jalapeno
3/4 cup oil
1 or 2 lb crawfish
2 cans creamed corn
8 oz cheese for top

Bake in loaf pan at 375 for 50 min to an hour

Bonus recipe! Indian Fried Bread

8 cups self rising flour
2 tsp
2 tsp salt
3 cups hot water

Mix in bowl. Knead until smooth. make ball about the size of a fist-flatten it out and let rise a few minutes. Then, fry in about 1 1/2-2 in shortening. Fry to golden brown.


tommyrot - Aug 01, 2007 3:43:12 pm PDT #1734 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Well, it only fell down that one time.

99.99999999% of the time it was not falling down....


Daisy Jane - Aug 01, 2007 3:45:48 pm PDT #1735 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Good lord y'all! I hope all your Twin City peeps are ok!


tommyrot - Aug 01, 2007 3:47:38 pm PDT #1736 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Oh, and Happy International Clown Week, y'all.... [link]

Originally proclaimed by Nixon, doncha know....


Zenkitty - Aug 01, 2007 3:48:40 pm PDT #1737 of 10001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Clowns need their own week?


tommyrot - Aug 01, 2007 3:51:00 pm PDT #1738 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Yep. Just ask Nixon.

To call public attention to the charitable activities of clowns and the wholesome entertainment they provide for all our citizens, the Congress by a joint resolution approved October 8, 1970 (Public Law 91-433), has requested the President to designate the week of August 1 through August 7, 1971, as International Clown Week.

NOW, THEREFORE, I, RICHARD NIXON, President of the United States of America, do hereby proclaim the week of August 1 through August 7, 1971, as International Clown Week. I invite the Governors of the States and the appropriate officials of other areas under the United States flag to issue similar proclamations.

I urge the people of the United States recognize the contributions made by clowns in their entertainment at children's hospitals, charitable institutions, for the mentally retarded, and generally helping to lift the spirits and boost the morale of our people.

[link]