We're not gonna die. We can't die, Bendis. You know why? Because we are so very pretty. We are just too pretty for God to let us die.

Mal ,'Serenity'


Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Vortex - Aug 01, 2007 9:45:09 am PDT #1586 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

I deal with people in the UK all the time at work. I have to be careful to call "#" a "hash mark".

I remember that people used to refer to it as the “gate” key and I was very confused.

I hear "hash mark" and immediately think "marching band".

My weirdo brain jumps to that song “Hash Pipe” and how I couldn’t really understand what he was saying, and MTV had the title on the video as “****pipe”, so I looked at it and said “Ass Pipe, what the hell is that?” Then I realized that it was 4 letters, not 3, but we still called it the asspipe, and that makes me laugh.

And wasn't it a come as you AREN'T party?

I once wore a floral shirt to a “come as you aren’t party” I was a wallflower.


Daisy Jane - Aug 01, 2007 9:48:12 am PDT #1587 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

My weirdo brain jumps to that song “Hash Pipe”

That's where my brain went and then I thought I remembered the marching band from the link I posted playing that as opposed to the Radiohead they were actually playing.


amych - Aug 01, 2007 9:50:09 am PDT #1588 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Best Butler comment: Shit, Bob, just fuck the Pulitzer.


tommyrot - Aug 01, 2007 9:54:10 am PDT #1589 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Spider-Cat. Does whatever a spider can!

Video. Now I'm curious what the surface of that wall is like....


Megan E. - Aug 01, 2007 10:03:13 am PDT #1590 of 10001

That's a great video. Must be stucco?


Jesse - Aug 01, 2007 10:03:16 am PDT #1591 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

More from Gawker on Bob Butler, FYI: [link]


Daisy Jane - Aug 01, 2007 10:04:02 am PDT #1592 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

That's comming up on my NPR in just a few.

ETA: I was just coming in here to post it.


tommyrot - Aug 01, 2007 10:04:25 am PDT #1593 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

That's a great video. Must be stucco?

That's my guess. Note that the kitty climbs on a corner, allowing it to exert some pressure on the wall surfaces.


sarameg - Aug 01, 2007 10:08:31 am PDT #1594 of 10001

I can't see the clip, but my family has a cat who climbed walls for the longest time. Pretty smooth plaster surface over sheetrock, too. She just has really needle sharp claws, is lightweight and very, very strong.


Kathy A - Aug 01, 2007 10:10:58 am PDT #1595 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

My cat likes to climb up the screen door leading out to the balcony, and when she gets near the top she just hangs there for a few minutes, then remembers how to get back down.