I don't give a good gorram about relevant, Wash. Or objective. And I ain't so afraid of losing something that I ain't gonna try to have it. You and I would make one beautiful baby. And I want to meet that child one day. Period.

Zoe ,'Heart Of Gold'


Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Kat - Aug 01, 2007 9:41:04 am PDT #1585 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

I just finished reading Nora Ephron's book. She has an essay in it about renting an apartment with 5 bedrooms and the end of rent stabilization. And how she had her rent tripled becuase she was making more than $250,000 a year and the subsidies no longer applied to her.

I kept thinking, "hmm... somehow I'm not filled with sympathy for the rich lady, the one whose screenplays get nominated for academy awards, who has to pay more in rent."


Vortex - Aug 01, 2007 9:45:09 am PDT #1586 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

I deal with people in the UK all the time at work. I have to be careful to call "#" a "hash mark".

I remember that people used to refer to it as the “gate” key and I was very confused.

I hear "hash mark" and immediately think "marching band".

My weirdo brain jumps to that song “Hash Pipe” and how I couldn’t really understand what he was saying, and MTV had the title on the video as “****pipe”, so I looked at it and said “Ass Pipe, what the hell is that?” Then I realized that it was 4 letters, not 3, but we still called it the asspipe, and that makes me laugh.

And wasn't it a come as you AREN'T party?

I once wore a floral shirt to a “come as you aren’t party” I was a wallflower.


Daisy Jane - Aug 01, 2007 9:48:12 am PDT #1587 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

My weirdo brain jumps to that song “Hash Pipe”

That's where my brain went and then I thought I remembered the marching band from the link I posted playing that as opposed to the Radiohead they were actually playing.


amych - Aug 01, 2007 9:50:09 am PDT #1588 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Best Butler comment: Shit, Bob, just fuck the Pulitzer.


tommyrot - Aug 01, 2007 9:54:10 am PDT #1589 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Spider-Cat. Does whatever a spider can!

Video. Now I'm curious what the surface of that wall is like....


Megan E. - Aug 01, 2007 10:03:13 am PDT #1590 of 10001

That's a great video. Must be stucco?


Jesse - Aug 01, 2007 10:03:16 am PDT #1591 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

More from Gawker on Bob Butler, FYI: [link]


Daisy Jane - Aug 01, 2007 10:04:02 am PDT #1592 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

That's comming up on my NPR in just a few.

ETA: I was just coming in here to post it.


tommyrot - Aug 01, 2007 10:04:25 am PDT #1593 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

That's a great video. Must be stucco?

That's my guess. Note that the kitty climbs on a corner, allowing it to exert some pressure on the wall surfaces.


sarameg - Aug 01, 2007 10:08:31 am PDT #1594 of 10001

I can't see the clip, but my family has a cat who climbed walls for the longest time. Pretty smooth plaster surface over sheetrock, too. She just has really needle sharp claws, is lightweight and very, very strong.