Who among us can ignore the allure of really funny math puns?

Willow ,'Empty Places'


Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Jul 31, 2007 9:17:17 am PDT #1365 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Now I'm afraid to look.

Nothing scary. Just one of those dumb portal sites that google-cheat to be a high-ranked hit without actually providing good content or even good links.


Daisy Jane - Jul 31, 2007 9:18:01 am PDT #1366 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Ah. Yeah I know those.


Nilly - Jul 31, 2007 9:19:45 am PDT #1367 of 10001
Swouncing

Vortex, that's the loveliest thing ever, what you said. I mean, what can be better than feeling joy and by that along making other smile, as well?

Thanks you, so much.


msbelle - Jul 31, 2007 9:20:37 am PDT #1368 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Nilly, are you staying up late? I love having you around, but I just realized the time.


Nilly - Jul 31, 2007 9:23:06 am PDT #1369 of 10001
Swouncing

msbelle, I was trying to deliberately stay up late, in order to see if I can catch my friend B, who now lives in California. They just moved, so she doesn't have internet at home, so I was trying to wait here until she got to the university.

But apparently she has to work there, or something like that, because she couldn't play online. What's up with that, anyway?

(Also, I love it that earlier I got to Jewish-mommy Tom, and now I get Jewish-mommied in return. I totally deserve it! [Edit: I mean, you're a sweetheart for thinking about this! Not the other way around!])


Kathy A - Jul 31, 2007 9:49:40 am PDT #1370 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Make sure you don't get your sleep patterns messed up, Nilly!

I did that last night (fell asleep at 8:00 pm, woke up at 1:30, then couldn't get back to sleep until 4:30 or so), and was all gronkified this morning as a result.


JZ - Jul 31, 2007 9:58:39 am PDT #1371 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

This is a wonderfully wackjob breakup announcement:

Huh. I have her first novel buried somewhere in one of my storage boxes because I loved her weird spicy little brains and couldn't bear to let the book go even when something like eight years went by without a second novel. I always wondered what became of her. Whatever I'd imagined, I would not have come up with Pulitzer Wife to Turner Concubine. Just...huh.


Kat - Jul 31, 2007 10:12:07 am PDT #1372 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

I wonder what ted turner thinks aboutthe email.


Aims - Jul 31, 2007 10:14:40 am PDT #1373 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I wonder what ted turner thinks about the email.

"I'm just an unfrozen multi-billionaire! I know nothing of your newfangled and modern communications!"


Nora Deirdre - Jul 31, 2007 10:14:58 am PDT #1374 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

My favorite thing was the topics/tags at the bottom:

* TOPIC:
* the insanest email ever
* wow, a pulitzer!
* writers are self-dramatizing