This is a wonderfully wackjob breakup announcement:

Huh. I have her first novel buried somewhere in one of my storage boxes because I loved her weird spicy little brains and couldn't bear to let the book go even when something like eight years went by without a second novel. I always wondered what became of her. Whatever I'd imagined, I would not have come up with Pulitzer Wife to Turner Concubine. Just...huh.

I wonder what ted turner thinks aboutthe email.

I wonder what ted turner thinks about the email.

"I'm just an unfrozen multi-billionaire! I know nothing of your newfangled and modern communications!"

My favorite thing was the topics/tags at the bottom:

* TOPIC:
* the insanest email ever
* wow, a pulitzer!
* writers are self-dramatizing

I'm sure Ted Turner loved this part....

And it is very common for a woman to be drawn to men who remind them of their childhood abusers. Ted is such a man,

Nilly, have you seen this picture of Matilda?

How about this one?

Those are the most recent.

Cilantro - yay
Grapefruit - indifferent
Olives - yay, but occasionally picky about which ones.
Root Beer - usually no, except the high end less sweet stuff Bagel - I'm in SeattleBelmont. Our bagels are Eat a Muffin Whitey style.
Bacon It's secretly my favorite food. Let's see if anyone notices
Tomatoes - the less they look like whole tomatoes, the more I like them
Seafood-SUSHI
Pineapple on pizza - ewwww
Beer - Hooray
Scotch - Yay
Tequila - Hell yes.
Fernet - gross
Sleep - Side, but switch to back
Fork - I usually switch, or just keep my fork in my left hand all the time, unless I don't.
Watch - No
Nilly-- always makes me smile
Tom-- hope he feels better soon

Bacon It's secretly my favorite food. Let's see if anyone notices

Trixster=Lee.

I need a fat-ectomy.

Just making sure someone is still reading the lists and keeping track.

I need to figure out what I want for lunch. Sadly, I think time and money are going to dictate that it's jack in the box

Because I'm a lemming want to be one of the cool kids:

Cilantro - yay
Grapefruit - boo
Olives - yay
Root Beer - yes, but microbrews, or sometimes Barq's
Bagel - Good chewy NY style ones. Woefully lacking here.
Bacon - YES, PLEASE
Tomatoes - yay
Seafood-yay
Pineapple on pizza - abomination
Beer - awwwww, yeah
Scotch - with a judicious application of water
Tequila - Yes, but in moderation. I know who's boss
Fernet - ugh. I keep thinking that it wasn't as bad as I remember, and then I drink it, and then I realize that it was worse
Sleep - Side or stomach
Fork - European if I'm eating something that needs cutting, American if not
Watch - Yes -right handed, left wrist. Must be loose.

I'm not keeping track at all, but I am reading. Sort of.

Mainly, I'm bored. Please to entertain me.

We could play FCM but I am even too tired to do that.