I wanna hurt you, but I can't resist the sinister attraction of your cold and muscular body!

Buffybot ,'Dirty Girls'


Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Kathy A - Jul 31, 2007 9:49:40 am PDT #1370 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Make sure you don't get your sleep patterns messed up, Nilly!

I did that last night (fell asleep at 8:00 pm, woke up at 1:30, then couldn't get back to sleep until 4:30 or so), and was all gronkified this morning as a result.


JZ - Jul 31, 2007 9:58:39 am PDT #1371 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

This is a wonderfully wackjob breakup announcement:

Huh. I have her first novel buried somewhere in one of my storage boxes because I loved her weird spicy little brains and couldn't bear to let the book go even when something like eight years went by without a second novel. I always wondered what became of her. Whatever I'd imagined, I would not have come up with Pulitzer Wife to Turner Concubine. Just...huh.


Kat - Jul 31, 2007 10:12:07 am PDT #1372 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

I wonder what ted turner thinks aboutthe email.


Aims - Jul 31, 2007 10:14:40 am PDT #1373 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I wonder what ted turner thinks about the email.

"I'm just an unfrozen multi-billionaire! I know nothing of your newfangled and modern communications!"


Nora Deirdre - Jul 31, 2007 10:14:58 am PDT #1374 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

My favorite thing was the topics/tags at the bottom:

* TOPIC:
* the insanest email ever
* wow, a pulitzer!
* writers are self-dramatizing


DavidS - Jul 31, 2007 10:20:02 am PDT #1375 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I'm sure Ted Turner loved this part....

And it is very common for a woman to be drawn to men who remind them of their childhood abusers. Ted is such a man,

Nilly, have you seen this picture of Matilda?

How about this one?

Those are the most recent.


Lee - Jul 31, 2007 10:21:23 am PDT #1376 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Cilantro - yay
Grapefruit - indifferent
Olives - yay, but occasionally picky about which ones.
Root Beer - usually no, except the high end less sweet stuff Bagel - I'm in SeattleBelmont. Our bagels are Eat a Muffin Whitey style.
Bacon It's secretly my favorite food. Let's see if anyone notices
Tomatoes - the less they look like whole tomatoes, the more I like them
Seafood-SUSHI
Pineapple on pizza - ewwww
Beer - Hooray
Scotch - Yay
Tequila - Hell yes.
Fernet - gross
Sleep - Side, but switch to back
Fork - I usually switch, or just keep my fork in my left hand all the time, unless I don't.
Watch - No
Nilly-- always makes me smile
Tom-- hope he feels better soon


Kat - Jul 31, 2007 10:33:29 am PDT #1377 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Bacon It's secretly my favorite food. Let's see if anyone notices

Trixster=Lee.

I need a fat-ectomy.


Lee - Jul 31, 2007 10:42:29 am PDT #1378 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Just making sure someone is still reading the lists and keeping track.

I need to figure out what I want for lunch. Sadly, I think time and money are going to dictate that it's jack in the box


Vortex - Jul 31, 2007 10:45:15 am PDT #1379 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Because I'm a lemming want to be one of the cool kids:

Cilantro - yay
Grapefruit - boo
Olives - yay
Root Beer - yes, but microbrews, or sometimes Barq's
Bagel - Good chewy NY style ones. Woefully lacking here.
Bacon - YES, PLEASE
Tomatoes - yay
Seafood-yay
Pineapple on pizza - abomination
Beer - awwwww, yeah
Scotch - with a judicious application of water
Tequila - Yes, but in moderation. I know who's boss
Fernet - ugh. I keep thinking that it wasn't as bad as I remember, and then I drink it, and then I realize that it was worse
Sleep - Side or stomach
Fork - European if I'm eating something that needs cutting, American if not
Watch - Yes -right handed, left wrist. Must be loose.