You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who's in ruttin' command here.

Jayne ,'The Train Job'


Bureaucracy 4: Like Job. No, really, just like Job

A thread to discuss naming threads, board policy, new thread suggestions, and anything else that has to do with board administration and maintenance. Guaranteed to include lively debate and polls. Natter discouraged, but not deleted.

Current Stompy Feet: Jon B, P.M. Marcontell, Liese S., amych, msbelle, shrift, Dana, Laura

Stompy Emerita: ita, DXMachina


Theresa - Aug 29, 2007 12:11:29 pm PDT #1523 of 6786
"What would it take to get your daughter to stop tweeting about this?"

This whole THREAD is out of order!

Yes!


esse - Aug 29, 2007 1:22:14 pm PDT #1524 of 6786
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!

Yay threads!

This whole THREAD is out of order!

Oh, I like this.

Comedy 1: Don't forget the rubber chicken.

I'll start putting together slugs/headers.


megan walker - Aug 29, 2007 1:35:03 pm PDT #1525 of 6786
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

Comedy (1) is not pretty.


Ginger - Aug 29, 2007 1:52:25 pm PDT #1526 of 6786
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Comedy 1: A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer down your pants

Procedurals:

There's no statute of limitations on snark.

Objection! Relevance!

Crime makes you stupid.


amych - Aug 29, 2007 2:03:58 pm PDT #1527 of 6786
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Comedy 1: A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer down your pants

and

Procedurals 1: Crime makes you stupid.


DavidS - Aug 29, 2007 2:14:12 pm PDT #1528 of 6786
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I concur with Amych's concurrence.


Burrell - Aug 29, 2007 2:16:07 pm PDT #1529 of 6786
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Comedy 1: A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer down your pants

LOVE


Connie Neil - Aug 29, 2007 3:14:47 pm PDT #1530 of 6786
brillig

Procedurals 1: Crime makes you stupid.

That works. Or . . .

"OK, remind me, which one of you is the Good Cop."


Fred Pete - Aug 29, 2007 4:39:35 pm PDT #1531 of 6786
Ann, that's a ferret.

Comedy 1: Make 'em laugh! Make 'em laugh!
Comedy 1: Laughter Is the Best Medicine
Comedy 1: How Many Buffistas Does It Take to Change a Lightbulb?

If the thread had been approved or opened on August 20, I'd have insisted on a Groucho Marx reference, at least in the header, because it was the 30th anniversary of his death.


Laga - Aug 29, 2007 5:11:35 pm PDT #1532 of 6786
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Comedy 1: Anybody want to buy a duck?

Comedy 1: We love chicken but we don't eat it every day.

Comedy 1: They mocked us for our monkey pants!