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Death is your art. You make it with your hands day after day. That final gasp, that look of peace. And part of you is desperate to know: What's it like? Where does it lead you? And now you see, that's the secret. Not the punch you didn't throw or the kicks you didn't land. She really wanted it. Every Slayer has a death wish. Even you.

Spike ,'Conversations with Dead People'

Bureaucracy 4: Like Job. No, really, just like Job

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A thread to discuss naming threads, board policy, new thread suggestions, and anything else that has to do with board administration and maintenance. Guaranteed to include lively debate and polls. Natter discouraged, but not deleted.

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Fred Pete - Aug 29, 2007 4:39:35 pm PDT #1531 of 6786

Ann, that's a ferret.

Comedy 1: Make 'em laugh! Make 'em laugh!
Comedy 1: Laughter Is the Best Medicine
Comedy 1: How Many Buffistas Does It Take to Change a Lightbulb?

If the thread had been approved or opened on August 20, I'd have insisted on a Groucho Marx reference, at least in the header, because it was the 30th anniversary of his death.

Laga - Aug 29, 2007 5:11:35 pm PDT #1532 of 6786

You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Comedy 1: Anybody want to buy a duck?

Comedy 1: We love chicken but we don't eat it every day.

Comedy 1: They mocked us for our monkey pants!

Polter-Cow - Aug 29, 2007 5:30:39 pm PDT #1533 of 6786

What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Comedy 1: Anybody want to buy a duck?

A duck?

Laga - Aug 29, 2007 5:31:58 pm PDT #1534 of 6786

You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

A duck?

for sale: cheap.

(it's a Groucho reference)

Ginger - Aug 29, 2007 5:37:57 pm PDT #1535 of 6786

"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.

I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.

I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.

esse - Aug 29, 2007 5:43:39 pm PDT #1536 of 6786

S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!

Comedy 1: A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer down your pants

That works for me.

But I still like Procedurals 1: This whole THREAD is out of order!

Polter-Cow - Aug 29, 2007 5:45:14 pm PDT #1537 of 6786

What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

(it's a Groucho reference)

Oh. I thought it was a reference to the "Would you like to buy a duck?" game.

billytea - Aug 29, 2007 5:50:12 pm PDT #1538 of 6786

You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

I'm guessing no one will go for

Procedurals 1: Good Cop
Comedy 1: Drooling Thule cultist berserker

Laga - Aug 29, 2007 6:04:51 pm PDT #1539 of 6786

You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

the "Would you like to buy a duck?" game.

I've never heard of this game. Is drinking involved?

DavidS - Aug 29, 2007 6:07:23 pm PDT #1540 of 6786

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I've never heard of this game. Is drinking involved?

What? They don't show Marx Brothers at your theater?

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