You were very nearly devoured by a giant demon snake. The words 'let that be a lesson' are a tad redundant at this juncture.

Giles ,'Selfless'


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Volans - Dec 03, 2008 3:05:15 pm PST #8893 of 10000
move out and draw fire

James MacAvoy?

We just watched about 65 pirate movies, and one was a Captain Blood that I believe pre-dated the Flynn one. Not sure the actor's name, but he resembled Betty Crocker for most of the movie.

ETA: J. Warren Kerrigan, and the movie was from 1924.

Make Captain Blood a woman, and Lucy Lawless could totally play her

This would be my Traveller character, Madame Blood. Except she was played by Jane Seymour in my head.

Hmm...I will have to ponder this. The fact that my son calls himself Captain Blug when dressed as a pirate is causing some cognitive casting problems.


Typo Boy - Dec 03, 2008 7:17:35 pm PST #8894 of 10000
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Seymour could work. I think there are more women actors who fit the Errol Flynn role around than men. It is not just a matter of being charming and athletic. Errol Flynn made it looked easy, like playing a role was, well, play for him. Incidentally, for those who doubt you could Captain Blood as a woman, I've posted an outline in FanFiction of how the 1935 movie could have been done that way in an alternate universe where Errol Flynn was Erin Flynn.

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Strega - Dec 03, 2008 8:59:29 pm PST #8895 of 10000

So far not less plausible than the original CB.

I think we will have to disagree on that. I feel obliged to note that the original source is the novel, not either of the movies.

It's not a matter of doubting one could do it. But it creates problems that hurt the story without any clear benefit that I can see. The story matters more to me than the casting. Change it so it's not historical, and that goes away. I'm not kidding about the sci-fi thing: set it in the future and put them on spaceships, or make it a fantasy and put them on dragons. Or, as Hec suggested, do a different story about a woman if that's the primary goal.


Fred Pete - Dec 04, 2008 5:33:24 am PST #8896 of 10000
Ann, that's a ferret.

So far not less plausible than the original CB.

I think it would work if she had nursing skills (which explains why she assists the Monmouthians) and if her father is removed from the scene very quickly. Death would do. Maybe the soldiers kill him during the arrest.

Or, she's an innkeeper. Some of the rebels take shelter at her inn, and she doesn't know they're rebels. In this scenario, she's more independent, which makes her rise as a privateer a little more plausible.


sumi - Dec 04, 2008 9:02:10 am PST #8897 of 10000
Art Crawl!!!

Images from Wolverine.


Barb - Dec 04, 2008 9:31:51 am PST #8898 of 10000
“Not dead yet!”

Oh please, merciful heavens, don't let Kitsch suck as Gambit.


Beverly - Dec 04, 2008 3:37:03 pm PST #8899 of 10000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Well if he sucks, all we have to do is stop him walking and talking. He can just stand there and look pretty.


Volans - Dec 05, 2008 4:11:52 am PST #8900 of 10000
move out and draw fire

But why would the other pirates follow a woman? Shades of that ghastly 1970s Pirate movie.

Ewan MacGregor?


brenda m - Dec 05, 2008 4:27:05 am PST #8901 of 10000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Well, it's not completely unprecedented - [link]


Fred Pete - Dec 05, 2008 5:03:06 am PST #8902 of 10000
Ann, that's a ferret.

Hmmmm...MacGregor would be an interesting choice.

But why would the other pirates follow a woman?

Brenda's Anne Bonny article offers one suggestion -- pretend to be a man, though that complicates the movie's plot considerably. Or if she were an innkeeper, she'd have experience in leadership and running a business (and whatever else piracy may be, it's also a business). Not very strong reasons, but they're what I've got.