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Volans - Dec 05, 2008 4:11:52 am PST #8900 of 10000
move out and draw fire

But why would the other pirates follow a woman? Shades of that ghastly 1970s Pirate movie.

Ewan MacGregor?


brenda m - Dec 05, 2008 4:27:05 am PST #8901 of 10000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Well, it's not completely unprecedented - [link]


Fred Pete - Dec 05, 2008 5:03:06 am PST #8902 of 10000
Ann, that's a ferret.

Hmmmm...MacGregor would be an interesting choice.

But why would the other pirates follow a woman?

Brenda's Anne Bonny article offers one suggestion -- pretend to be a man, though that complicates the movie's plot considerably. Or if she were an innkeeper, she'd have experience in leadership and running a business (and whatever else piracy may be, it's also a business). Not very strong reasons, but they're what I've got.


flea - Dec 05, 2008 5:38:16 am PST #8903 of 10000
information libertarian

Brendan Fraser? Not that I've seen the original. But he can swashbuckle, and act too, though he rarely seems to be called upon to do so.


Hayden - Dec 05, 2008 6:34:07 am PST #8904 of 10000
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

Wasn't there an awful pirate movie with Geena Davis in the captain's chair?


Tom Scola - Dec 05, 2008 6:35:49 am PST #8905 of 10000
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

Wasn't there an awful pirate movie with Geena Davis in the captain's chair?

Yeah, it kind of damaged her and her husband's career.


Hayden - Dec 05, 2008 6:40:59 am PST #8906 of 10000
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

That might explain the lack of decent feminist pirate movies. Although Kathy Acker's collaboration with the Mekons, Pussy, King of The Pirates is crying out for a feature-length movie.


Polter-Cow - Dec 05, 2008 6:46:02 am PST #8907 of 10000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Wasn't there an awful pirate movie with Geena Davis in the captain's chair?

Cutthroat Island !


Connie Neil - Dec 05, 2008 7:02:13 am PST #8908 of 10000
brillig

Cutthroat Island

Peter Boyle was in that, wasn't he? He had oodles of fun.


Matt the Bruins fan - Dec 05, 2008 7:40:44 am PST #8909 of 10000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Alas, far more than any members of the audience.