you know who could be Frank N. Furter? Anthony Stewart Head.
He's played it onstage, IIRC.
Man I *hate* when I think I have an original idea, and then it turns out that it sounded so great because it really happened.
Okay, next idea: Robert Downey Jr. as...get ready for this....Tony Stark!!!
(Actually, RDJ can sing, can't he? He could pull off Frank N. Furter easily, I'd wager.)
(Please don't tell me he's already done it.)
Who dat?
CAme in second in this past American Idol, the darling of Utah, barely-legal smarmy crooner. I think the idea of a Utah's Darling in Rocky Horror is gloriously evil.
(Please don't tell me he's already done it.)
Uh...
Not really? Seriously?
Fine. John Ashcroft.
Not really? Seriously?
Not seriously.
I can't get you Ashcroft in drag (no matter how much you want to see that) but could probably get you an FBI director in a dress.
Fine. John Aschcroft.
Oh thanks, Teppy. Now I've got the image of him singing "Let the Eagle Soar" in fishnets, heels and a corset.
According to Stephen Colbert last night, Ashcroft lip-synched "Let the Eagle Soar," which I heard was actually sung by the much uglier Strom Thurmond.
could probably get you an FBI director in a dress.
Too easy. If we're going that way, I want a Bletchley Park reunion in salwar kameez.
And Bai Ling would be Magenta.
Mo-oooooooooooom, Juliana's scaring meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!