According to Stephen Colbert last night, Ashcroft lip-synched "Let the Eagle Soar," which I heard was actually sung by the much uglier Strom Thurmond.
Bar maid! Bring me stronger ale! And some plump, succulent babies to eat!
Olaf the Troll ,'Showtime'
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Kathy A - Aug 14, 2008 8:35:24 am PDT #7625 of 10000
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
amych - Aug 14, 2008 8:36:01 am PDT #7626 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
could probably get you an FBI director in a dress.
Too easy. If we're going that way, I want a Bletchley Park reunion in salwar kameez.
Jessica - Aug 14, 2008 8:38:16 am PDT #7627 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
And Bai Ling would be Magenta.
Mo-oooooooooooom, Juliana's scaring meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
Laga - Aug 14, 2008 8:42:11 am PDT #7628 of 10000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
$$$$$ > common sense
obviously they're unaware of the train wreck that was Shock Treatment.
juliana - Aug 14, 2008 8:47:18 am PDT #7629 of 10000
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
Mo-oooooooooooom, Juliana's scaring meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
Chad Michael Murray IS Riff Raff!
Jessica - Aug 14, 2008 8:48:18 am PDT #7630 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Chad Michael Murray IS Riff Raff!
LA LA LA I CAN'T HEEEEEEEEEEEAR YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Volans - Aug 14, 2008 8:49:24 am PDT #7631 of 10000
move out and draw fire
I think they should just use the cast from High School Musical.
Frankenbuddha - Aug 14, 2008 8:51:48 am PDT #7632 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Carrot Top as Frank N Furter?
Although it's MTV - I guess Pauly Shore would be the safer bet.
Jessica - Aug 14, 2008 8:53:37 am PDT #7633 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Carrot Top as Frank N Furter?
Invoking Carrot Top is the movie-thread equivalent of Godwin's Law. Discuss.
Volans - Aug 14, 2008 8:53:50 am PDT #7634 of 10000
move out and draw fire
OK, how about:
SMG as Janet, NB as Brad, AH as Columbia, DB as Riff, CC as Magenta, ASH as Frank, JM as Eddie. And featuring Marc Blucas as Rocky.
Narrator? Any one of the Geek Trifecta should play that.