(Please don't tell me he's already done it.)
Uh...
'The Train Job'
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(Please don't tell me he's already done it.)
Uh...
Who dat?
CAme in second in this past American Idol, the darling of Utah, barely-legal smarmy crooner. I think the idea of a Utah's Darling in Rocky Horror is gloriously evil.
(Please don't tell me he's already done it.)
Uh...
Not really? Seriously?
Fine. John Ashcroft.
Not really? Seriously?
Not seriously.
I can't get you Ashcroft in drag (no matter how much you want to see that) but could probably get you an FBI director in a dress.
Fine. John Aschcroft.
Oh thanks, Teppy. Now I've got the image of him singing "Let the Eagle Soar" in fishnets, heels and a corset.
According to Stephen Colbert last night, Ashcroft lip-synched "Let the Eagle Soar," which I heard was actually sung by the much uglier Strom Thurmond.
could probably get you an FBI director in a dress.
Too easy. If we're going that way, I want a Bletchley Park reunion in salwar kameez.
And Bai Ling would be Magenta.
Mo-oooooooooooom, Juliana's scaring meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
$$$$$ > common sense
obviously they're unaware of the train wreck that was Shock Treatment.
Mo-oooooooooooom, Juliana's scaring meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
Chad Michael Murray IS Riff Raff!