I just said that you're pretty. Even when you're covered in...engine grease, you're... No, especially, especially when you're covered in engine grease.

Simon ,'Jaynestown'


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amych - Jun 13, 2008 11:54:21 am PDT #6425 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

I just need to start a kids' movie blog or something where I can rant about some of the things that drive me crazy with the movies Owen watches.

You totally should! Umm, not that you need even more to do. But you'd be fabulous at it, and the rants, they need a-ranting.


§ ita § - Jun 13, 2008 12:08:11 pm PDT #6426 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

A friend of mine just started a parent rant blog. Sounds like a fit.


Laga - Jun 13, 2008 1:10:56 pm PDT #6427 of 10000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

yeah I hate those stupid effing udders but Sophia is right, Barnyard's creators thought it would be funny.


Sue - Jun 13, 2008 1:11:57 pm PDT #6428 of 10000
hip deep in pie

Hey, Christopher Eccleston is going to play Amelia Earhart's navigator in the movie Amelia which stars Hilary Swank.

That's going to be filming in NS starting next week. I'll have to keep my eye out for the Doctor.


sumi - Jun 13, 2008 1:13:18 pm PDT #6429 of 10000
Art Crawl!!!

We'll expect regular reports.


Laga - Jun 13, 2008 1:13:34 pm PDT #6430 of 10000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

and if that wasn't enough to drive the farmers nuts... from the imdb goofs page:

A tractor appears in various scenes. The rear tires on the tractor are on backwards - the tread for tractor tires is designed to push mud out away from the tire when rotating forwards, to keep the treads from filling with mud. These tires would pull mud into the tread, making the tire slick and useless in deep mud.


Sue - Jun 13, 2008 1:49:55 pm PDT #6431 of 10000
hip deep in pie

Sue - Jun 13, 2008 1:50:36 pm PDT #6432 of 10000
hip deep in pie

We'll expect regular reports.

I never see anyone. I went out trying to stalk Tim Roth a couple of weeks ago and I only found crew building a set.


Tom Scola - Jun 13, 2008 1:51:37 pm PDT #6433 of 10000
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

Alan Rickman fans need to watch this trailer, or at least fast-forward for the last line.


Miracleman - Jun 13, 2008 3:20:21 pm PDT #6434 of 10000
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

It's Dreamworks in this case. And the funny thing is that there is a pregnant cow in the plot. She has her baby at the end of the film so there is a distinct difference between male and female cow characters.

i.e. Somebody fucked her.

Sophia is right, Barnyard's creators thought it would be funny.

Then in one particular case (mine), they failed because...TRANNY COW?!

I have nothing against trannies, but...TRANNY COW?!

How is that funny to kids? Eventually, they will learn enough about animal biology (and probably earlier than parents want to think) and go "Mommy...Daddy...WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK?!"

At which time the parents will have to say: "Well, child, the creators thought it would be funny. Let's move on to the subject of 'Hollywood = Insanity', shall we?"

In the end, I suppose everyone learns a valuable lesson, but I would be squicked beyond belief to see the Movie of the Week on that subject.