You two carried me through that war. Now I need you to carry me just a little bit further. If you can.

Tracy ,'The Message'


Buffista Movies 6: lies and videotape  

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sumi - Jun 13, 2008 1:13:18 pm PDT #6429 of 10000
Art Crawl!!!

We'll expect regular reports.


Laga - Jun 13, 2008 1:13:34 pm PDT #6430 of 10000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

and if that wasn't enough to drive the farmers nuts... from the imdb goofs page:

A tractor appears in various scenes. The rear tires on the tractor are on backwards - the tread for tractor tires is designed to push mud out away from the tire when rotating forwards, to keep the treads from filling with mud. These tires would pull mud into the tread, making the tire slick and useless in deep mud.


Sue - Jun 13, 2008 1:49:55 pm PDT #6431 of 10000
hip deep in pie

Sue - Jun 13, 2008 1:50:36 pm PDT #6432 of 10000
hip deep in pie

We'll expect regular reports.

I never see anyone. I went out trying to stalk Tim Roth a couple of weeks ago and I only found crew building a set.


Tom Scola - Jun 13, 2008 1:51:37 pm PDT #6433 of 10000
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

Alan Rickman fans need to watch this trailer, or at least fast-forward for the last line.


Miracleman - Jun 13, 2008 3:20:21 pm PDT #6434 of 10000
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

It's Dreamworks in this case. And the funny thing is that there is a pregnant cow in the plot. She has her baby at the end of the film so there is a distinct difference between male and female cow characters.

i.e. Somebody fucked her.

Sophia is right, Barnyard's creators thought it would be funny.

Then in one particular case (mine), they failed because...TRANNY COW?!

I have nothing against trannies, but...TRANNY COW?!

How is that funny to kids? Eventually, they will learn enough about animal biology (and probably earlier than parents want to think) and go "Mommy...Daddy...WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK?!"

At which time the parents will have to say: "Well, child, the creators thought it would be funny. Let's move on to the subject of 'Hollywood = Insanity', shall we?"

In the end, I suppose everyone learns a valuable lesson, but I would be squicked beyond belief to see the Movie of the Week on that subject.


Jessica - Jun 13, 2008 3:21:52 pm PDT #6435 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I just need to start a kids' movie blog or something where I can rant about some of the things that drive me crazy with the movies Owen watches.

Ooooh, yes!


Juliebird - Jun 13, 2008 3:26:17 pm PDT #6436 of 10000
I am the fly who dreams of the spider

In my quest for more Robert Downey Jr. goodness I rented A Scanner Darkly, which, not only was RDJ fabulous, even/especially rotoscoped, but the movie was quite good as well, even if I'm still hazy on some of the plot points regarding the revelation at the end. I'd say that Woody Harrelson and RDJ stole the show, what a (sometimes disturbing) hoot!

edited to fix parentheses


Hayden - Jun 13, 2008 3:29:30 pm PDT #6437 of 10000
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

A Scanner Darkly is indeed really great.


Nutty - Jun 13, 2008 3:41:33 pm PDT #6438 of 10000
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

I don't know how to break this to you: in Babe the Gallant Pig, Babe the character is actually male. (This is explicit in the book, with the pronouns and everything.) But they filmed it with female piglets (several staggered litters of them, because they grow so fast), because so many of the shots are from the rear, and a closeup of a piglet's testicles were decided to be too distracting for a children's movie.

(Babe's voice was supplied by a woman, but that's kind of typical for animated boy-characters -- see also Bart Simpson.)