btw, the link contains spoilers for Signs
I can hurt a demon!! That's right. I'm back. And I'm a BLOODY ANIMAL!
Spike ,'Showtime'
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A place to talk about movies--old and new, good and bad, high art and high cheese. It's the place to place your kittens on the award winners, gossip about upcoming fims and discuss DVD releases and extras. Spoiler policy: White font all plot-related discussion until a movie's been in wide release two weeks, and keep the major HSQ in white font until two weeks after the video/DVD release.
le nubian - Jun 12, 2008 8:00:05 pm PDT #6404 of 10000
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
Jars - Jun 13, 2008 2:29:33 am PDT #6405 of 10000
Sort of amusing (and spoilery) review of Hulk in the Guardian.
I don't think this bit is spoilery, but I'll whitefont anyway.
"Basic problem ... critic not believe Hulk angry. Hulk just roar.It not look convincing. Not truly seem angry. Critic think about this. Critic decide why. It because Hulk not swear. Hulk just say: "Hulk. Smash" etc. If Hulk shout C-word ... different matter. Then Hulk look angry. Sound angry. Not here. Hulk genteel."
Fiona - Jun 13, 2008 2:44:46 am PDT #6406 of 10000
Hah, Jars, I was just coming here to post that!
Review funny.
Edit: the review of "The Happening" is a classic too. Example:
Perhaps Shyamalan wanted to be a 21st-century George A Romero. Instead I'm afraid he is turning into Ed Wood Jr.
Jars - Jun 13, 2008 2:49:46 am PDT #6407 of 10000
I think "Hulk genteel" is my favourite line...
Jessica - Jun 13, 2008 3:46:58 am PDT #6408 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
review of Hulk in the Guardian
For some reason my brain wants to read that paragraph in a Cookie Monster voice instead of a Hulk Voice.
amych - Jun 13, 2008 4:26:27 am PDT #6409 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
For some reason my brain wants to read that paragraph in a Cookie Monster voice instead of a Hulk Voice.
Like Miss Piggy and Yoda, they are very much the same.
Frankenbuddha - Jun 13, 2008 4:28:22 am PDT #6410 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Like Miss Piggy and Yoda, they are very much the same.
Heh: Cookie Monster --> Hulk --> Animal
Matt the Bruins fan - Jun 13, 2008 5:37:18 am PDT #6411 of 10000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Like Miss Piggy and Yoda, they are very much the same.
I always thought Yoda sounded more like Frank Oz's Grover voice.
Laga - Jun 13, 2008 9:33:02 am PDT #6412 of 10000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
and Shrek is Fat Bastard
Frankenbuddha - Jun 13, 2008 9:59:59 am PDT #6413 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
and Shrek is Fat Bastard
And the dad from SO I MARRIED AN AXE MURDERER (and every other Scottish character Mike Myers ever played on SNL).