'War Stories'
A place to talk about movies--old and new, good and bad, high art and high cheese. It's the place to place your kittens on the award winners, gossip about upcoming fims and discuss DVD releases and extras. Spoiler policy: White font all plot-related discussion until a movie's been in wide release two weeks, and keep the major HSQ in white font until two weeks after the video/DVD release.
Sort of amusing (and spoilery) review of Hulk in the Guardian.
I don't think this bit is spoilery, but I'll whitefont anyway.
"Basic problem ... critic not believe Hulk angry. Hulk just roar.It not look convincing. Not truly seem angry. Critic think about this. Critic decide why. It because Hulk not swear. Hulk just say: "Hulk. Smash" etc. If Hulk shout C-word ... different matter. Then Hulk look angry. Sound angry. Not here. Hulk genteel."
Hah, Jars, I was just coming here to post that!
Review funny.
Edit: the review of "The Happening" is a classic too. Example:
Perhaps Shyamalan wanted to be a 21st-century George A Romero. Instead I'm afraid he is turning into Ed Wood Jr.
I think "Hulk genteel" is my favourite line...
review of Hulk in the Guardian
For some reason my brain wants to read that paragraph in a Cookie Monster voice instead of a Hulk Voice.
For some reason my brain wants to read that paragraph in a Cookie Monster voice instead of a Hulk Voice.
Like Miss Piggy and Yoda, they are very much the same.
Like Miss Piggy and Yoda, they are very much the same.
Heh: Cookie Monster --> Hulk --> Animal
Like Miss Piggy and Yoda, they are very much the same.
I always thought Yoda sounded more like Frank Oz's Grover voice.
and Shrek is Fat Bastard
and Shrek is Fat Bastard
And the dad from SO I MARRIED AN AXE MURDERER (and every other Scottish character Mike Myers ever played on SNL).
Hey, Christopher Eccleston is going to play Amelia Earhart's navigator in the movie Amelia which stars Hilary Swank.