Come on out, River. The nice man wants to kidnap you.

Simon ,'Objects In Space'


Buffista Movies 6: lies and videotape  

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Frankenbuddha - Jun 13, 2008 9:59:59 am PDT #6413 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

and Shrek is Fat Bastard

And the dad from SO I MARRIED AN AXE MURDERER (and every other Scottish character Mike Myers ever played on SNL).


sumi - Jun 13, 2008 10:23:43 am PDT #6414 of 10000
Art Crawl!!!

Hey, Christopher Eccleston is going to play Amelia Earhart's navigator in the movie Amelia which stars Hilary Swank.


Frankenbuddha - Jun 13, 2008 10:27:09 am PDT #6415 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Hey, Christopher Eccleston is going to play Amelia Earhart's navigator in the movie Amelia which stars Hilary Swank.

And the part of Amelia's plane will be played by a UK police box, I assume.

Granted, The Doctor could totally explain her disappearence.


Cashmere - Jun 13, 2008 11:08:33 am PDT #6416 of 10000
Now tagless for your comfort.

I know I've asked this before but Owen's watching it again: Why do the male cattle in Barnyard have udders? WTF? Seriously--WTF?


Miracleman - Jun 13, 2008 11:11:45 am PDT #6417 of 10000
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

I know I've asked this before but Owen's watching it again: Why do the male cattle in Barnyard have udders? WTF? Seriously--WTF?

I KNOW!!

It makes me NUTS!! What...it's a weird trannie-mutant-talking-cow jamboree!! Crazy!!


Cashmere - Jun 13, 2008 11:15:53 am PDT #6418 of 10000
Now tagless for your comfort.

The story's not the greatest, but I would enjoy it except for those fucking udders!


Sophia Brooks - Jun 13, 2008 11:19:38 am PDT #6419 of 10000
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

A friend listened to the commentary or some interview or something, and the creator basically said that they have udders because he thinks udders are funny. Like-- everything is funnier with udders. Apparently (I have never seen this) the ones with udders are male cows, but there are also bulls, with no udders and horns.


SailAweigh - Jun 13, 2008 11:21:20 am PDT #6420 of 10000
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

except for those fucking udders!

Maybe that's where the animators got confused, they thought udders make an entirely different fluid than what they do.


Volans - Jun 13, 2008 11:30:33 am PDT #6421 of 10000
move out and draw fire

the ones with udders are male cows, but there are also bulls, with no udders and horns.

So...like how human eunuchs get man-boobs, castrated bovines get udders?

I do love that the tractor-cows in Cars have udders, though.


Cashmere - Jun 13, 2008 11:46:28 am PDT #6422 of 10000
Now tagless for your comfort.

Apparently (I have never seen this) the ones with udders are male cows, but there are also bulls, with no udders and horns.

I don't think there are any bulls without udders in the film. The creator is just wrong. Udders are not funny when they're distracting you from a perfectly good story.