I'll stand by my "Mission to Mars is brilliant satire" stance, but since I haven't seen it since it was in theatres I can't do much to defend it except cross my arms and pout defiantly.
I have a friend who is currently using this stance on
Speed Racer.
So much so that I may overcome negative reviews and see it.
Finally made it to Mother of Tears (last night of a one week run). Haven't quite processed yet. Will post more later (though I don't know who will be interested - I'm not sure if even Suspiria fans will want to see it). I'm actually on the positive side of the spectrum with it, but there were...issues (and I'm not talking about the extreme violence against women stuff - with Dario Argento, that's a given, along with extreme violence against men, children, reality, etc.). All I'll say right now is I agree with the online reviewer who summed it up as "bloody as fuck!".
The comments (so far) on Salon's review of The Happening are priceless:
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btw, the link contains spoilers for Signs
Sort of amusing (and spoilery) review of Hulk in the Guardian.
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I don't think this bit is spoilery, but I'll whitefont anyway.
"Basic problem ... critic not believe Hulk angry. Hulk just roar.It not look convincing. Not truly seem angry. Critic think about this. Critic decide why. It because Hulk not swear. Hulk just say: "Hulk. Smash" etc. If Hulk shout C-word ... different matter. Then Hulk look angry. Sound angry. Not here. Hulk genteel."
Hah, Jars, I was just coming here to post that!
Review funny.
Edit: the review of "The Happening" is a classic too. Example:
Perhaps Shyamalan wanted to be a 21st-century George A Romero. Instead I'm afraid he is turning into Ed Wood Jr.
I think "Hulk genteel" is my favourite line...
review of Hulk in the Guardian
For some reason my brain wants to read that paragraph in a Cookie Monster voice instead of a Hulk Voice.
For some reason my brain wants to read that paragraph in a Cookie Monster voice instead of a Hulk Voice.
Like Miss Piggy and Yoda, they are very much the same.
Like Miss Piggy and Yoda, they are very much the same.
Heh: Cookie Monster --> Hulk --> Animal