Maybe Keanu plays the soldier who fires his gun at the alien spaceship and then gets vaporized by Gort....
Lydia: But you are a vampire. Spike: If I'm not, I'm gonna be pissed about drinking all that blood.
'Potential'
Buffista Movies 6: lies and videotape
A place to talk about movies--old and new, good and bad, high art and high cheese. It's the place to place your kittens on the award winners, gossip about upcoming fims and discuss DVD releases and extras. Spoiler policy: White font all plot-related discussion until a movie's been in wide release two weeks, and keep the major HSQ in white font until two weeks after the video/DVD release.
tommyrot - Dec 21, 2007 5:15:14 am PST #2872 of 10000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Kathy A - Dec 21, 2007 6:19:19 am PST #2873 of 10000
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
I like the rating mention in that NYT review of Sweeney Todd: ""Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street” is rated R (Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult guardian). It’s not “Hairspray.”"
tommyrot - Dec 21, 2007 6:38:34 am PST #2874 of 10000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
SciFi Wire article on AvP: [link] I like this quote:
"The thing we were trying to be careful of is we didn't want to have aliens dancing in front of McDonald's and stuff," Strause said in a group interview at the brothers' Hydraulx visual-effects house in Santa Monica, Calif.
Of course, they totally blew the chance for wacky product placement hijinks. Just think - an alien going through a McDonald's drive-through! Zany!
megan walker - Dec 21, 2007 6:57:30 am PST #2875 of 10000
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist
I'll take any Keanu I can get. So there!
Tom Scola - Dec 21, 2007 6:58:56 am PST #2876 of 10000
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
Sadly, I draw the line at Keanu as a Jesus metaphor.
tommyrot - Dec 21, 2007 7:00:54 am PST #2877 of 10000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
How about an Alien vs. Keanu movie? Humans have to fight off aliens, Keanu-clones, and the deadly alien/Keanu hybrid.
Frankenbuddha - Dec 21, 2007 7:07:54 am PST #2878 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
KEANU VS. MANSQUITO!!!
tommyrot - Dec 21, 2007 7:09:17 am PST #2879 of 10000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Ooh. That would be the bestest movie evah!
Or maybe Keanu vs. Keansquito!!
Hayden - Dec 21, 2007 7:17:25 am PST #2880 of 10000
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."
I like the abstraction of Keanusqaatsi, myself.
megan walker - Dec 21, 2007 7:27:02 am PST #2881 of 10000
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist
I would watch all these films with glee.