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tommyrot - Dec 21, 2007 6:38:34 am PST #2874 of 10000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

SciFi Wire article on AvP: [link] I like this quote:

"The thing we were trying to be careful of is we didn't want to have aliens dancing in front of McDonald's and stuff," Strause said in a group interview at the brothers' Hydraulx visual-effects house in Santa Monica, Calif.

Of course, they totally blew the chance for wacky product placement hijinks. Just think - an alien going through a McDonald's drive-through! Zany!

megan walker - Dec 21, 2007 6:57:30 am PST #2875 of 10000
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

I'll take any Keanu I can get. So there!

Tom Scola - Dec 21, 2007 6:58:56 am PST #2876 of 10000
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

Sadly, I draw the line at Keanu as a Jesus metaphor.

tommyrot - Dec 21, 2007 7:00:54 am PST #2877 of 10000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

How about an Alien vs. Keanu movie? Humans have to fight off aliens, Keanu-clones, and the deadly alien/Keanu hybrid.

Frankenbuddha - Dec 21, 2007 7:07:54 am PST #2878 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

KEANU VS. MANSQUITO!!!

tommyrot - Dec 21, 2007 7:09:17 am PST #2879 of 10000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Ooh. That would be the bestest movie evah!

Or maybe Keanu vs. Keansquito!!

Hayden - Dec 21, 2007 7:17:25 am PST #2880 of 10000
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

I like the abstraction of Keanusqaatsi, myself.

megan walker - Dec 21, 2007 7:27:02 am PST #2881 of 10000
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

I would watch all these films with glee.

Frankenbuddha - Dec 21, 2007 7:28:52 am PST #2882 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

In a word - Whoa!

Theodosia - Dec 21, 2007 7:50:33 am PST #2883 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Canoe's already played the Buddha, so a Christ-figure isn't going to be a stretch... at least in the sense that he won't do any better.

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