How about an Alien vs. Keanu movie? Humans have to fight off aliens, Keanu-clones, and the deadly alien/Keanu hybrid.
Ah, the pitter patter of tiny feet in huge combat boots. Shut up!
Mal ,'War Stories'
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tommyrot - Dec 21, 2007 7:00:54 am PST #2877 of 10000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Frankenbuddha - Dec 21, 2007 7:07:54 am PST #2878 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
KEANU VS. MANSQUITO!!!
tommyrot - Dec 21, 2007 7:09:17 am PST #2879 of 10000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Ooh. That would be the bestest movie evah!
Or maybe Keanu vs. Keansquito!!
Hayden - Dec 21, 2007 7:17:25 am PST #2880 of 10000
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."
I like the abstraction of Keanusqaatsi, myself.
megan walker - Dec 21, 2007 7:27:02 am PST #2881 of 10000
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist
I would watch all these films with glee.
Frankenbuddha - Dec 21, 2007 7:28:52 am PST #2882 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
In a word - Whoa!
Theodosia - Dec 21, 2007 7:50:33 am PST #2883 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Canoe's already played the Buddha, so a Christ-figure isn't going to be a stretch... at least in the sense that he won't do any better.
megan walker - Dec 21, 2007 7:51:40 am PST #2884 of 10000
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist
La la la -- I'm not listening!!
Frankenbuddha - Dec 21, 2007 7:54:53 am PST #2885 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
so a Christ-figure isn't going to be a stretch...
You mean like Neo?
Jessica - Dec 21, 2007 7:58:55 am PST #2886 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
There was an article about Keanu way back when (maybe when the first Matrix came out) that talked about how his "serene blankness" made it easy to cast him as a higher being. It seems counterintuitive at first, but it actually makes complete sense.
t /Keanu fangirl and only slightly embarrassed about it