Oh, yeah. There was this time I was pinned down by this guy that played left tackle for varsity... Well, at least he used to before he was a vampire... Anyway, he had this really, really thick neck, and all I had was a little, little Exact-O knife ... You're not loving this story.

Buffy ,'Beneath You'


Cable Drama: Still Waiting for the Cable Guy to Show Up with the Thread Name...

To be determined... (but it's definitely [NAFDA])


-t - Dec 21, 2011 5:59:43 pm PST #8843 of 11998
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Heh, I had that thought, too.

ION, Neal McDonough on Justified! That is going to be amazing.


Vortex - Dec 21, 2011 6:08:56 pm PST #8844 of 11998
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Dylan McDermott still gives good tears

You can sing this to the tune of Madonna's Vogue.

Frances, Jessica, Taissa too
Connie Britton, we love you.


Polter-Cow - Dec 22, 2011 6:12:20 am PST #8845 of 11998
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

OMG, Ben and Vivian are totally Geena Davis and Alec Baldwin from Beetlejuice now!

Ha!!

Man, what a fucked-up, crazy show. I don't even know what they plan to do in the second season.


Frankenbuddha - Dec 22, 2011 6:56:34 am PST #8846 of 11998
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Frances, Jessica, Taissa too
Connie Britton, we love you.

Golf claps


JenP - Dec 22, 2011 8:49:08 am PST #8847 of 11998

OK, AHS, you cracked me up last night. You win. I'm so looking forward to S2.


Polter-Cow - Dec 22, 2011 8:52:14 am PST #8848 of 11998
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I like Ben so much better when he's dead.


JenP - Dec 22, 2011 8:55:27 am PST #8849 of 11998

Right? They're such an enjoyable dead couple! Perfect little nuclear family now. Aw.


Amy - Dec 22, 2011 9:53:53 am PST #8850 of 11998
Because books.

They were having so much fun together, gruesomely killing each other!

This show is INSANE. I was prepared for the WTF factor, but I had no idea how far they were going to go.


Polter-Cow - Dec 22, 2011 10:01:19 am PST #8851 of 11998
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Seriously, Amy. I was just so baffled and confused when they killed Ben off so early. I was like...but...but...what now? Where do they go? This new family can't be the stars of next season, right? They're not famous. And then it's just like JESUS CHRIST THIS HOUSE IS SO FUCKING FULL OF GHOSTS. Is this just going to the haunted house show now? Where basically all the characters are dead? And also three years in the future the Antichrist kills someone? I mean. I don't even know.

Tim posted an article the other day that asked, "Is this show good?" And I totally get why that question needs to be asked! Because it's not "good" in the obvious sense of all those HBO/AMC/fX shows. It's totally bonkers. But I think it's definitely doing something new and interesting. The way they've crafted the rules for their ghosts allows for storytelling that's unlike most anything else I've seen in the genre.


Amy - Dec 22, 2011 10:09:46 am PST #8852 of 11998
Because books.

And yet some of the characterizations are really brilliant -- Jessica Lange as Constance, for example. She's really the most developed character on the show.

The (brief) new family was interesting simply because it illustrated that the Harmons weren't really anything special -- the ghosts are going to go after any new residents the same way every time. But the Harmons are different because now the whole family is together, and happy in a way they weren't when they moved in, which is just fucked up and sort of brilliant -- as in, what does it take to be happy in America? How do you achieve the dream?

Ugh, I love it. It's ridiculous and over the top and the most fun I've had watching TV in a while. And then every once in a while it's really moving, too!