It's simple. I slap 'em around a bit, torture 'em, make their lives hell...Sure, the nice guys'll run away,but every now and then you'll find a prince like Spike who gets off on it.

Buffy ,'Get It Done'


Cable Drama: Still Waiting for the Cable Guy to Show Up with the Thread Name...

To be determined... (but it's definitely [NAFDA])


Jessica - Oct 20, 2009 9:41:58 am PDT #3428 of 11998
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

The real Don Draper's wife knows about Betty, right? So if Betty shows up at her doorstep, she can cover.

I can't imagine what cover story she'd be able to come up with on the spot if Betty showed up with her divorce papers.


-t - Oct 20, 2009 9:44:18 am PDT #3429 of 11998
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

She knows Betty exists, I'm not sure if she knows what she looks like. If B. shows up and introduces herself, definitely.


Jessica - Oct 20, 2009 9:45:11 am PDT #3430 of 11998
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I feel like Don brought Anna a picture of Betty when he came to ask for a divorce, but my memories of that ep are pretty fuzzy.


-t - Oct 20, 2009 9:46:42 am PDT #3431 of 11998
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Did they get the divorce just in time for Don to marry Betty?

Eta: me, too. I know he was all giddy and besotted talking about her, there might have been a picture but I'm not sure.


Jessica - Oct 20, 2009 9:49:49 am PDT #3432 of 11998
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Did they get the divorce just in time for Don to marry Betty?

I think they got it before Don asked her, but yeah, I'm sure Betty would have noticed a suspiciously short amount of time before Don's divorce and their wedding.


-t - Oct 20, 2009 9:50:55 am PDT #3433 of 11998
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Mrs. Real!Draper could spin a pretty good tale out of half-truths - we were young, he was going off to war and we got married in a rush, when he came back we hardly knew each other and separated but we didn't legally divorce until he met you and fell in love. If she would want to is another question.


Jon B. - Oct 20, 2009 9:51:09 am PDT #3434 of 11998
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

I can't imagine what cover story she'd be able to come up with on the spot if Betty showed up with her divorce papers.

I can't imagine what cover story she'd be able to come up with even if she had weeks to figure it out. Isn't the truth the best "cover" in this case?


Vortex - Oct 20, 2009 9:51:46 am PDT #3435 of 11998
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

I can't imagine what cover story she'd be able to come up with on the spot if Betty showed up with her divorce papers.

"Yes we're divorced, I don't care to discuss it."

Of course, Betty will probably lie and tell her that Don told her to come.


megan walker - Oct 20, 2009 9:58:27 am PDT #3436 of 11998
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

I would think the hardest thing in the box to explain would be the two sets of dog tags.


-t - Oct 20, 2009 10:04:19 am PDT #3437 of 11998
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Would Betty necessarily think they require explanation? Her dad had WWII souvenirs.