Buffy: Where are the burgers? Riley: Yeah man, I'm starving. Cow me. Xander: I'd love to make with the moo but the fire's not cooperating.

'Lessons'


Cable Drama: Still Waiting for the Cable Guy to Show Up with the Thread Name...

To be determined... (but it's definitely [NAFDA])


Vortex - Aug 24, 2012 9:21:37 am PDT #10135 of 11998
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Well, she can't really be upset, she was the one who said no, because she was worried that he just wanted to get laid. So, he got laid, why would she be upset? Other than creating drama.


§ ita § - Aug 24, 2012 10:37:09 am PDT #10136 of 11998
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Oh, she won't be the first Rachel to get upset about something like that, and I assume she won't be the last.


Vortex - Aug 24, 2012 11:45:52 am PDT #10137 of 11998
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Har!


Matt the Bruins fan - Aug 24, 2012 3:34:48 pm PDT #10138 of 11998
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Will this guy be as annoying when shrieking "WE WERE ON A BREAK!!!1!"?


§ ita § - Aug 24, 2012 4:30:20 pm PDT #10139 of 11998
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Rachel was definitely the annoying one to me there. Good god.


Matt the Bruins fan - Aug 24, 2012 11:14:40 pm PDT #10140 of 11998
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Oh, I think she was clearly in the wrong. But the moral high ground doesn't count for much with me when declared with David Schwimmer's nasal voice in a 120 decibel whine.


§ ita § - Aug 25, 2012 7:51:55 am PDT #10141 of 11998
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

To me, it wasn't significantly different from anything else he said . He grated as much saying that as saying anything else. If he was going to have lines, much better that they're right.


Polter-Cow - Aug 26, 2012 6:12:06 pm PDT #10142 of 11998
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

GODDAMN YOU WALT.


Theodosia - Aug 27, 2012 2:59:32 am PDT #10143 of 11998
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Oh, P-C, I am seriously traumatized.

Walter White: act in haste, rationalize away your guilt at leisure.


Polter-Cow - Aug 27, 2012 5:38:14 am PDT #10144 of 11998
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

It's funny how this feels like the "FUCK YOU WALT I HOPE YOU DIE BURNING" moment despite all the other horrible things he's done. I think because it was so goddamn petty. It's like he's gotten all this power, but he doesn't actually know how to handle it and its consequences.