See how I'm not punching him? I think I've grown.

Mal ,'Shindig'


Non-Fiction TV: I Reject Your Reality and Substitute My Own

This thread is for non-fiction TV, including but not limited to reality television (So You Think You Can Dance, Top Chef: Masters, Project Runway), documentaries (The History Channel, The Discovery Channel), and sundry (Expedition Africa, Mythbusters), et al. [NAFDA]


sumi - May 15, 2008 4:18:06 am PDT #4889 of 23273
Art Crawl!!!

Well, it would have boiled the water dry before the rice had time to cook. (That's my understanding of it. . . not that I've done anything like that myself.)

The bottom 3 was my list of the next three people to go. I think I might have picked Spike or Lisa over Andrew - but it is just a matter of time.


Frankenbuddha - May 15, 2008 4:21:43 am PDT #4890 of 23273
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

The bottom 3 was my list of the next three people to go. I think I might have picked Spike or Lisa over Andrew - but it is just a matter of time.

I agree. Spike was a mega-douchnozzle with the ingredients, barely used 3 of them, and then didn't even make a decent chicken salad when that was ALL he did. I think Andrew got the axe because he basically pulled the same crap Ryan did ("I'm going to cook MY way yadda yadda yadda, nyah nyah nyah!").


Jessica - May 15, 2008 4:27:06 am PDT #4891 of 23273
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Andrew was let go because he didn't care about flavors and it showed. At least Spike and Lisa were trying to make food that tasted good.

(Though I'll agree that Spike's douchnozzlery should have gotten him the boot anyway. But I might just think that because I HATE HIM SO MUCH AND HIS STUPID STUPID HATS.)


sumi - May 15, 2008 4:27:59 am PDT #4892 of 23273
Art Crawl!!!

I was very pleassed that the two Chicagoans were the top two.

There were ample reasons to axe any of the bottom 3. . . wouldn't it have been fun if they had canned all three? (But they need to have 6 cheftestants for Restaurant Wars. I'm so glad that they are doing Restaurant Wars.


Amy - May 15, 2008 4:28:17 am PDT #4893 of 23273
Because books.

I don't know -- I think if Andrew had made something really delicious and filling, he might have gotten a pass. My impression was that the panel was more concerned with how awful it tasted than with the lack of a whole grain.


Frankenbuddha - May 15, 2008 4:28:33 am PDT #4894 of 23273
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

But I might just think that because I HATE HIM SO MUCH AND HIS STUPID STUPID HATS.

Well, there's that too.


lisah - May 15, 2008 5:07:53 am PDT #4895 of 23273
Punishingly Intricate

Well, there you go. WTF is Whitney doing with her mouth in every single shot? I'm glad on principle, but meh in reality.

I did think she was really pretty in her Covergirl beauty shot and pretty great on the runway. Plus I'm a sucker. I totally cried when she won. SUCK-ER! but, yeah,

NOT PLUS SIZE!

As Tyra said at one point during the judging tonight "but when she walks down the street, people aren't thinking plus size"

Tyra was shockingly sensible about it! But, they clearly wanted Whitney to talk about Her Pain and so that's what was wshown. I wonder how tall she is?

I think that Andrew has a point. It's one thing if the judges asked, but for her to volunteer that information was shitty. As shitty as Spike, frankly.

LEARN TO COOK RICE, PEOPLES! Okay, brown rice is marginally harder than white rice, but still.

SERIOUSLY! It's not that hard! I can do it!! And it really isn't that much harder than white. for real. I hate that Lisa. (And still REALLY hate that she has my name. bitch)


Toddson - May 15, 2008 5:25:47 am PDT #4896 of 23273
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

ANTM - I've been bitching to a co-worker about Whitney the "plus size" model who wears a ten. bleah ... she's not fat, she's just not emaciated. And did people notice that, after she'd won, she suddenly became a "full figure" model?

Also hated the pink dress - she looked like Barbie ... kinda hoochified Barbie.

But I'm glad she won.

Also - rice? it's not that hard; I can cook rice - a lot of the "trick" seems to be not messing with it while it's absorbing the water. silly people.


sumi - May 15, 2008 5:30:17 am PDT #4897 of 23273
Art Crawl!!!

I wonder if Lisa had packaged the rice and sauce separately from the veggies/shrimp if she wouldn't have been called out for having "steamed" veggies rather than a stir-fry.


Jessica - May 15, 2008 5:37:10 am PDT #4898 of 23273
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I think calling anything that's going to be packaged & reheated in the microwave a "stir-fry" is setting yourself up to fail - stir-fry really has to be served right away or it's going to get soggy and unappealing.