Can't even shout, Can't even cry. The Gentlemen are coming by. Looking in windows, knocking on doors. They need to take seven, and they might take yours. Can't call to mom, can't say a word. You're gonna die screaming but you won't be heard.

Dream Girl ,'Bring On The Night'


Non-Fiction TV: I Reject Your Reality and Substitute My Own

This thread is for non-fiction TV, including but not limited to reality television (So You Think You Can Dance, Top Chef: Masters, Project Runway), documentaries (The History Channel, The Discovery Channel), and sundry (Expedition Africa, Mythbusters), et al. [NAFDA]


kat perez - May 14, 2008 5:25:39 pm PDT #4866 of 23273
"We have trust issues." Mylar

Sorry if that was insensitive and sorry if I offended you or anyone else.


Vortex - May 14, 2008 5:49:25 pm PDT #4867 of 23273
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

oh, that's shitty. she didn't need to throw him under the bus like that.


Jesse - May 14, 2008 5:53:47 pm PDT #4868 of 23273
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Like the judges weren't going to notice what went into the dish? I mean, really.

I'm glad Stephanie did as well as she did. I was hoping that spending the day focused on the wedding cake would help her get her mojo back, and then when she fucked up the quickfire, I was worried -- but she's been in the bottom for most quickfires, hasn't she? At least several.


Vortex - May 14, 2008 5:55:47 pm PDT #4869 of 23273
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

I think that Andrew has a point. It's one thing if the judges asked, but for her to volunteer that information was shitty. As shitty as Spike, frankly.


Jesse - May 14, 2008 5:57:40 pm PDT #4870 of 23273
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

That's what I mean -- that wasn't something that was necessary for her to point out. And did she learn nothing from the Marcel/Ilan/what's her name (yikes!) finale? Calling out your peers -- especially in an individual challenge -- never makes you look good.

Edit: Elia!


Amy - May 14, 2008 5:59:40 pm PDT #4871 of 23273
Because books.

Lisa seems determined to blame everyone else, doesn't she? Anyone could have knocked into that knob accidentally, for heaven's sake.

And sadly, Andrew has kind of grown on me. He's so earnest! And yes, crazy, but really pretty good-natured about it. Bye, Andrew.

Spike and Lisa need to go next. Lisa for her shitty attitude and Spike for his nastiness. That stunt with the lettuce and the tomato and the bread was just shitty.


Jesse - May 14, 2008 6:01:09 pm PDT #4872 of 23273
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

And sadly, Andrew has kind of grown on me.

That's the other thing I was going to say!


kat perez - May 14, 2008 6:03:27 pm PDT #4873 of 23273
"We have trust issues." Mylar

I'd have much rather gotten rid of Spike than Andrew, but I'm not sad to see either one go. I think Lisa's on the way out soon anyway. And I still am liking Antonia lots.


Vortex - May 14, 2008 6:06:57 pm PDT #4874 of 23273
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Anyone could have knocked into that knob accidentally, for heaven's sake

or turned it up thinking that they were turning up a different burner. could easily be an honest mistake.


Jessica - May 14, 2008 6:12:44 pm PDT #4875 of 23273
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I'd have much rather gotten rid of Spike than Andrew, but I'm not sad to see either one go.

Yeah, I was really hoping for Spike to be out of there, but hey, Andrew leaving is almost as good.

Honestly, they could have eliminated all three of them tonight and saved us from two more weeks of assholery. It's not like either Spike or Lisa is getting into the finals.

And FINALLY next week the chefs get to cook some goddamn RESTAURANT FOOD! No more Top Caterer!