Which comment from Spike makes you want to punch him?
the go lesbians comment.
You're a bloody puppet! You're a wee little puppet man!
Spike ,'Smile Time'
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Vortex - Apr 16, 2008 5:29:36 pm PDT #4487 of 23273
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Frankenbuddha - Apr 16, 2008 5:42:39 pm PDT #4488 of 23273
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
the go lesbians comment.
That's what I figured - I did a double-take when he came out with that one, but dear lord, he makes SO many punchable comments. Maybe not ones so worth driving to Chicago for though.
Granted, every stupid fucking stupid hat (I really want to TM that comment) he wears makes me want to punch him.
Vortex - Apr 16, 2008 5:50:57 pm PDT #4489 of 23273
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
"I didn't feel like straining it"?
that might have killed him.
Frankenbuddha - Apr 16, 2008 5:54:53 pm PDT #4490 of 23273
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Damn - stuck with Spike another week. And now Ryan's come out of the backfield as a primo asshole.
I think you're right about who's going home Vortex.
Kristen - Apr 16, 2008 5:57:12 pm PDT #4491 of 23273
I was so confused for awhile there. I just realized now that y'all are talking about TC and not AI.
I was all, "Spike who?" The only scenario I could come up with was Spike Lee on Idol though I couldn't figure out a reason why he'd be there.
Amy - Apr 16, 2008 6:08:03 pm PDT #4492 of 23273
Because books.
TC: That surprised me. I would have bet on either of the others over Ryan.
And I think Markwise isn't usually that sloppy -- I think he was a little thrown by the format.
Nikki always seems to take the easy way out, to me. If sausage is the main feature of your dish, you should probably *make* it, not buy it.
Also, Gayle Sayers! He looks so old. And Tom in a beret was super adorable.
Frankenbuddha - Apr 16, 2008 6:15:18 pm PDT #4493 of 23273
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
I do wonder exactly how you strain chowder, though. It's supposed to have some chunks in it. Not sure where the gritty came from in a corn chowder though, so perhaps best not to contemplate.
Looks like Ryan was a bit too primo an asshole.
victor infante - Apr 17, 2008 4:02:59 am PDT #4494 of 23273
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.
the go lesbians comment.
Yeah. Lea nearly leaped through the TV at the guy. He's a total prick.
Looks like Ryan was a bit too primo an asshole.
I think the judges might have forgiven Nikki and Markwise's faults just to get rid of the guy. They all looked annoyed with him
Amy - Apr 17, 2008 4:07:05 am PDT #4495 of 23273
Because books.
For the first time (I think?) the bottom three all made different mistakes, too.
Ryan's food wasn't really oriented to the challenge. (And it was hard to eat, although it seemed like a lot of the guests liked it.)
Markwise's methods, and presentation, were sloppy. (I don't think they hated his flavors, despite Tom's remarks about the soup.)
Nikki relied too heavily on prepackaged food. (And running out of food before the judges came around, of course.)
It was interesting to see which one they decided was the worst crime.
Frankenbuddha - Apr 17, 2008 4:13:55 am PDT #4496 of 23273
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
I think the judges might have forgiven Nikki and Markwise's faults just to get rid of the guy. They all looked annoyed with him
My thought exactly. He was so damn unctuous with the judges, I'm surprised he wasn't dripping oil. Combine that with his refusal to actually do the challenge, and I think it was a toxic combination.