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Non-Fiction TV: I Reject Your Reality and Substitute My Own

This thread is for non-fiction TV, including but not limited to reality television (So You Think You Can Dance, Top Chef: Masters, Project Runway), documentaries (The History Channel, The Discovery Channel), and sundry (Expedition Africa, Mythbusters), et al. [NAFDA]


victor infante - Apr 17, 2008 4:02:59 am PDT #4494 of 23273
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.

the go lesbians comment.

Yeah. Lea nearly leaped through the TV at the guy. He's a total prick.

Looks like Ryan was a bit too primo an asshole.

I think the judges might have forgiven Nikki and Markwise's faults just to get rid of the guy. They all looked annoyed with him


Amy - Apr 17, 2008 4:07:05 am PDT #4495 of 23273
Because books.

For the first time (I think?) the bottom three all made different mistakes, too.

Ryan's food wasn't really oriented to the challenge. (And it was hard to eat, although it seemed like a lot of the guests liked it.)

Markwise's methods, and presentation, were sloppy. (I don't think they hated his flavors, despite Tom's remarks about the soup.)

Nikki relied too heavily on prepackaged food. (And running out of food before the judges came around, of course.)

It was interesting to see which one they decided was the worst crime.


Frankenbuddha - Apr 17, 2008 4:13:55 am PDT #4496 of 23273
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

I think the judges might have forgiven Nikki and Markwise's faults just to get rid of the guy. They all looked annoyed with him

My thought exactly. He was so damn unctuous with the judges, I'm surprised he wasn't dripping oil. Combine that with his refusal to actually do the challenge, and I think it was a toxic combination.


sumi - Apr 17, 2008 5:13:34 am PDT #4497 of 23273
Art Crawl!!!

Yes, they could see through him.

I was happy for Dale - even though Dale is an asshat. (Could you possibly have apologized without taking that next, totally wrong-headed step?)

Maybe Nikki will be out next week (I hope!)

I'm rooting for Stephanie to go all the way. She's like the less grumpy female Harold.


lisah - Apr 17, 2008 5:54:58 am PDT #4498 of 23273
Punishingly Intricate

And now Ryan's come out of the backfield as a primo asshole.

No he was an asshole from the very first episode when he talked about getting two people fired from his family's restaurant because he was such an amazing cook at 11. ass.

We call Spike "Hat" and laws he's got to go!!!

The Hobbit was a total mess this week but I'm glad he didn't get cut.

I'm rooting for Stephanie to go all the way. She's like the less grumpy female Harold

Yes!! Love her so far.


Jessica - Apr 17, 2008 5:56:39 am PDT #4499 of 23273
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

No he was an asshole from the very first episode when he talked about getting two people fired from his family's restaurant because he was such an amazing cook at 11. ass.

Wait, wasn't that Andrew?


Vortex - Apr 17, 2008 5:58:37 am PDT #4500 of 23273
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

We call Spike "Hat" and laws he's got to go!!!

Okay, my new spike name is assHAT. I mean, he was even wearing a hat in the bathtub @@


Vortex - Apr 17, 2008 5:59:07 am PDT #4501 of 23273
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Wait, wasn't that Andrew?

No, I don't think so.


lisah - Apr 17, 2008 5:59:19 am PDT #4502 of 23273
Punishingly Intricate

Wait, wasn't that Andrew?

no


lisah - Apr 17, 2008 6:01:08 am PDT #4503 of 23273
Punishingly Intricate

Okay, my new spike name is assHAT.

Perfect.