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Non-Fiction TV: I Reject Your Reality and Substitute My Own

This thread is for non-fiction TV, including but not limited to reality television (So You Think You Can Dance, Top Chef: Masters, Project Runway), documentaries (The History Channel, The Discovery Channel), and sundry (Expedition Africa, Mythbusters), et al. [NAFDA]


askye - Apr 03, 2008 4:53:12 pm PDT #4286 of 23273
Thrive to spite them

But it's a movie about 2 strong women!

rolls her eyes

They should have done Like Water for Chocolate and used no chocolate but got inspired by another dish, like the rose petal recipe.


Jesse - Apr 03, 2008 5:40:26 pm PDT #4287 of 23273
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

MMaSM: Words I never thought I'd hear come out of Perry's mouth: "It's not about me."


kat perez - Apr 03, 2008 6:04:08 pm PDT #4288 of 23273
"We have trust issues." Mylar

Whoo, Holly! I am so happy that she won. Well done, America.

Ok, the Prince wannabe on fake SYTYCD is on my last nerve already. Make him stop.

I don't mean to be rude, but if your 30, 31, your too old to make it as a dancer. Sorry. I guess they'll get some exposure and get to do more master classes, but . . . really?

ETA: OMG. What the hell is Elizabeth Berkley wearing? Somebody please tell her that she only played a 'ho in Showgirls. Oooh, they get a mentor. I don't know. So far, he ain't no Tim Gunn.

$100K is a heckuva a lot of money for a dancer, though.


Frankenbuddha - Apr 03, 2008 6:11:48 pm PDT #4289 of 23273
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Spike needs to take off that stupid hat before I make him eat it.

Just 'cause I needed to see it said again.


kat perez - Apr 03, 2008 7:03:13 pm PDT #4290 of 23273
"We have trust issues." Mylar

The show is over? The show is over? It's no, "You're out." It's not even a "Please pack up your knives and go." Oh, Bravo.

There was not nearly enough dance in this dance show. I think dance is not conducive to these kind of "quickfire" challenges for immunity and then a final challenge. It just . . . doesn't flow. And these dancers are really, for the most part, not very good. Dude, you're in LA. This is the best you could scrounge up? Go to an open level hip hop class at any halfway decent studio and you'd find better. Ugh. This won't tide me over until SYTYCD/Best Dance Crew return.


bon bon - Apr 03, 2008 8:06:03 pm PDT #4291 of 23273
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

OMGah, the final line in Survivor's scenes from next week will quite possibly be the funniest thing ever on show. Because IT'S A STICK! [dipshit!]


brenda m - Apr 03, 2008 8:06:47 pm PDT #4292 of 23273
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Oh god yes. I had to rewind that like three times.


megan walker - Apr 03, 2008 8:11:42 pm PDT #4293 of 23273
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

So happy it's coming out like that and not at tribal council though. But I'm pretty bored with these people at this point.


Jessica - Apr 04, 2008 2:53:01 am PDT #4294 of 23273
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

But it's a movie about 2 strong women!

That's the other thing - it's really not. It's a movie about ONE woman. IN A COMA.

I think they probably were really thinking of All About My Mother or maybe Volver but couldn't remember the right title. Either way it made no sense.


Frankenbuddha - Apr 04, 2008 3:04:26 am PDT #4295 of 23273
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Christ, if you're going to do Almadovar for a food movie, do Women on the Verge... and make gazpacho (skipping the sedatives, hopefully).