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Non-Fiction TV: I Reject Your Reality and Substitute My Own

This thread is for non-fiction TV, including but not limited to reality television (So You Think You Can Dance, Top Chef: Masters, Project Runway), documentaries (The History Channel, The Discovery Channel), and sundry (Expedition Africa, Mythbusters), et al. [NAFDA]


Jesse - Apr 03, 2008 8:01:57 am PDT #4281 of 23273
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

But when was he mediocre?


Amy - Apr 03, 2008 8:05:10 am PDT #4282 of 23273
Because books.

Well, no, you're right about that Jesse. Not mediocre at all.

And very pleasant to look at, lisah.

Maybe Dave was sort of mediocre, but kept around for the "I'm not your bitch, bitch" drama?


kat perez - Apr 03, 2008 1:59:42 pm PDT #4283 of 23273
"We have trust issues." Mylar

I thought Dave was a pretty good cook, though. The over the top emotional drama was just a bonus! If they'd really wanted to keep the drama quotient high in S1 they'd have kept Miguel (I think he really would've put a beat down on Tiff eventually) or Stephen or heck even that ridiculous ass from the first episode who licked his fingers and kept putting them back in the food. Ewww.

I really am liking Richard quite a bit. But then again, I liked Marcel. And I liked Hung, too. And even Stephen grew on me. Huh, maybe I secretly love molecular gastronomy, although I don't think I've never had it.


megan walker - Apr 03, 2008 2:10:29 pm PDT #4284 of 23273
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

Maybe Dave was sort of mediocre, but kept around for the "I'm not your bitch, bitch" drama?

Didn't Dave only lose at the end because he was missing a dish?

Huh, maybe I secretly love molecular gastronomy, although I don't think I've never had it.

Having been to WD40, I can't say I'm impressed. I get the impression that molecular gastronomy is a lot like most powerpoint presentations: Lots of fancy gadgetry, but, when all is said and done, there's no reason it couldn't (or shouldn't) have been done the old-fashioned way.


Jessica - Apr 03, 2008 2:26:06 pm PDT #4285 of 23273
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Upside to staying home with a sick baby who just wanted to sleep all day - I got to catch up on Top Chef.

I like Richard. I think his approach to molecular gastronomy is the right one - technology in the kitchen evolves like technology everywhere else, and if you use it right, it can help you make better food. And occasionally, you wind up with something like the immersion circulator, which started out in molecular gastronomy and is now almost completely mainstream.

Andrew, and Spike need to stop being such jackasses, and Spike needs to take off that stupid hat before I make him eat it.

Zoi, if you're not creative enough to be coming up with innovative and exciting food to serve to the judges (who have eaten in a LOT of good restaurants and aren't about to be impressed just because you can broil a lamb chop), what the hell are you doing in this competition? It's not Top Sous Chef or Top Grill Station Line Cook. Please to be fucking off.

And really, Talk To Her???? You're getting recipe inspirations from a movie about coma rape? Really?


askye - Apr 03, 2008 4:53:12 pm PDT #4286 of 23273
Thrive to spite them

But it's a movie about 2 strong women!

rolls her eyes

They should have done Like Water for Chocolate and used no chocolate but got inspired by another dish, like the rose petal recipe.


Jesse - Apr 03, 2008 5:40:26 pm PDT #4287 of 23273
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

MMaSM: Words I never thought I'd hear come out of Perry's mouth: "It's not about me."


kat perez - Apr 03, 2008 6:04:08 pm PDT #4288 of 23273
"We have trust issues." Mylar

Whoo, Holly! I am so happy that she won. Well done, America.

Ok, the Prince wannabe on fake SYTYCD is on my last nerve already. Make him stop.

I don't mean to be rude, but if your 30, 31, your too old to make it as a dancer. Sorry. I guess they'll get some exposure and get to do more master classes, but . . . really?

ETA: OMG. What the hell is Elizabeth Berkley wearing? Somebody please tell her that she only played a 'ho in Showgirls. Oooh, they get a mentor. I don't know. So far, he ain't no Tim Gunn.

$100K is a heckuva a lot of money for a dancer, though.


Frankenbuddha - Apr 03, 2008 6:11:48 pm PDT #4289 of 23273
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Spike needs to take off that stupid hat before I make him eat it.

Just 'cause I needed to see it said again.


kat perez - Apr 03, 2008 7:03:13 pm PDT #4290 of 23273
"We have trust issues." Mylar

The show is over? The show is over? It's no, "You're out." It's not even a "Please pack up your knives and go." Oh, Bravo.

There was not nearly enough dance in this dance show. I think dance is not conducive to these kind of "quickfire" challenges for immunity and then a final challenge. It just . . . doesn't flow. And these dancers are really, for the most part, not very good. Dude, you're in LA. This is the best you could scrounge up? Go to an open level hip hop class at any halfway decent studio and you'd find better. Ugh. This won't tide me over until SYTYCD/Best Dance Crew return.