I'm a little disappointed that Shakira looks like she took hair advice from Christina tonight.
You know, my big sister could really beat the crap out of her. I mean, really really.
Dawn ,'Storyteller'
Non-Fiction TV: I Reject Your Reality and Substitute My Own
This thread is for non-fiction TV, including but not limited to reality television (So You Think You Can Dance, Top Chef: Masters, Project Runway), documentaries (The History Channel, The Discovery Channel), and sundry (Expedition Africa, Mythbusters), et al. [NAFDA]
Amy - May 20, 2013 5:06:21 pm PDT #20644 of 23273
Because books.
megan walker - May 20, 2013 7:19:31 pm PDT #20645 of 23273
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist
I agree with all of the above messages.
le nubian - May 20, 2013 7:22:48 pm PDT #20646 of 23273
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
I'm late. I'm just starting the show.
Shakira got some really bad hair extensions. We see you Shakira. That hair hasn't been on a human head in the past 12 months.
le nubian - May 20, 2013 7:25:59 pm PDT #20647 of 23273
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
Okay, I don't really like Adam Levine and Maroon 5's recent songs. It's like they have just gotten blander with the years. This could have been cranked out of a pop computer.
le nubian - May 20, 2013 8:13:32 pm PDT #20648 of 23273
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
Okay first half report:
Adam has a really good team. I really dig Amber - she has a great voice, nice tone. I like Judith too, but I kind of wish a different song had been chosen. I have to agree with Usher, I didn't like the Holly's song at all. She has a great voice and I think Blake should have guided her better.
I am over the Swon Brothers. I don't hate them, but if they went this week, that would be just fine with me.
After the remark that Sasha has a Broadway tone to her voice, I cannot unhear that.
le nubian - May 20, 2013 8:49:01 pm PDT #20649 of 23273
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
Second half:
I have an established hate-on for Josiah. I shall not repeat my statements of contempt.
Danielle was given a completely boring song by Blake. I mean WTF. She has a great voice and you give her THAT song? She made the best of it, but eh.
(how many fucking commercials does "The Voice" have? I feel like I've been watching this ep since yesterday.
le nubian - May 20, 2013 9:32:09 pm PDT #20650 of 23273
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
I like Sarah's voice a lot, but she still seems tentative on stage. She was better this week though.
I think Usher probably should have given Michelle another song, but she performed it really well. Pink sings the shit out of that song though, so Michelle's voice suffers by comparison.
Vortex - May 21, 2013 3:45:19 pm PDT #20651 of 23273
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
SYTYCD: Who is this blonde chick with the "saucy" winks and abbreviated movement? What the hell? I saw nothing special.
msbelle - May 21, 2013 3:49:18 pm PDT #20652 of 23273
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
THANK YOU! did not get that at all.
Amy - May 21, 2013 3:55:10 pm PDT #20653 of 23273
Because books.
"How old are you?"
"Eighteen."
LOVE.