Sweet lumpy minion, you're the only one that understands. Probably 'cause I haven't sucked the brain out of you yet.

Glory ,'Potential'


Non-Fiction TV: I Reject Your Reality and Substitute My Own

This thread is for non-fiction TV, including but not limited to reality television (So You Think You Can Dance, Top Chef: Masters, Project Runway), documentaries (The History Channel, The Discovery Channel), and sundry (Expedition Africa, Mythbusters), et al. [NAFDA]


le nubian - May 20, 2013 7:25:59 pm PDT #20647 of 23273
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

Okay, I don't really like Adam Levine and Maroon 5's recent songs. It's like they have just gotten blander with the years. This could have been cranked out of a pop computer.


le nubian - May 20, 2013 8:13:32 pm PDT #20648 of 23273
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

Okay first half report:

Adam has a really good team. I really dig Amber - she has a great voice, nice tone. I like Judith too, but I kind of wish a different song had been chosen. I have to agree with Usher, I didn't like the Holly's song at all. She has a great voice and I think Blake should have guided her better.

I am over the Swon Brothers. I don't hate them, but if they went this week, that would be just fine with me.

After the remark that Sasha has a Broadway tone to her voice, I cannot unhear that.


le nubian - May 20, 2013 8:49:01 pm PDT #20649 of 23273
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

Second half:

I have an established hate-on for Josiah. I shall not repeat my statements of contempt.

Danielle was given a completely boring song by Blake. I mean WTF. She has a great voice and you give her THAT song? She made the best of it, but eh.

(how many fucking commercials does "The Voice" have? I feel like I've been watching this ep since yesterday.


le nubian - May 20, 2013 9:32:09 pm PDT #20650 of 23273
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

I like Sarah's voice a lot, but she still seems tentative on stage. She was better this week though.

I think Usher probably should have given Michelle another song, but she performed it really well. Pink sings the shit out of that song though, so Michelle's voice suffers by comparison.


Vortex - May 21, 2013 3:45:19 pm PDT #20651 of 23273
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

SYTYCD: Who is this blonde chick with the "saucy" winks and abbreviated movement? What the hell? I saw nothing special.


msbelle - May 21, 2013 3:49:18 pm PDT #20652 of 23273
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

THANK YOU! did not get that at all.


Amy - May 21, 2013 3:55:10 pm PDT #20653 of 23273
Because books.

"How old are you?"

"Eighteen."

LOVE.


Vortex - May 21, 2013 4:14:44 pm PDT #20654 of 23273
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Side note: what fresh hell is Mary's hair in Texas? I mean, I know that the bigger the hair, the closer to Gawd, but I wasn't aware that he had an affinity for poodles.


le nubian - May 21, 2013 5:08:52 pm PDT #20655 of 23273
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

I sought to be spoiled for "The Voice." I think the results are ones I favor.


bon bon - May 21, 2013 6:39:44 pm PDT #20656 of 23273
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

SYTYCD: Who is this blonde chick with the "saucy" winks and abbreviated movement? What the hell? I saw nothing special.

Yeah, wtf?! Came here to see if I missed something. I actually think it's the editors fucking with us, since she's so obviously Nigel's type.