I believe that's my hey. Hey!

Xander ,'Storyteller'


Non-Fiction TV: I Reject Your Reality and Substitute My Own

This thread is for non-fiction TV, including but not limited to reality television (So You Think You Can Dance, Top Chef: Masters, Project Runway), documentaries (The History Channel, The Discovery Channel), and sundry (Expedition Africa, Mythbusters), et al. [NAFDA]


bon bon - May 15, 2013 7:35:12 pm PDT #20640 of 23273
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

FTR I just watched last night's SYTYCD and read Kat's post to bob bob right after. Loved it! Those recaps are essential reading.


Lee - May 15, 2013 8:44:47 pm PDT #20641 of 23273
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

SYTYCD, briefly:

I love Tyrone the tapper.


Jesse - May 20, 2013 4:18:09 pm PDT #20642 of 23273
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Did that Swon brother just say that Oklahoma is "a praying state, and we know that helps"? Oh honey, no.


Jesse - May 20, 2013 4:20:32 pm PDT #20643 of 23273
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Also, I am now officially over Josiah, and enjoyed Usher and Pharrell riding him.


Amy - May 20, 2013 5:06:21 pm PDT #20644 of 23273
Because books.

I'm a little disappointed that Shakira looks like she took hair advice from Christina tonight.


megan walker - May 20, 2013 7:19:31 pm PDT #20645 of 23273
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

I agree with all of the above messages.


le nubian - May 20, 2013 7:22:48 pm PDT #20646 of 23273
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

I'm late. I'm just starting the show.

Shakira got some really bad hair extensions. We see you Shakira. That hair hasn't been on a human head in the past 12 months.


le nubian - May 20, 2013 7:25:59 pm PDT #20647 of 23273
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

Okay, I don't really like Adam Levine and Maroon 5's recent songs. It's like they have just gotten blander with the years. This could have been cranked out of a pop computer.


le nubian - May 20, 2013 8:13:32 pm PDT #20648 of 23273
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

Okay first half report:

Adam has a really good team. I really dig Amber - she has a great voice, nice tone. I like Judith too, but I kind of wish a different song had been chosen. I have to agree with Usher, I didn't like the Holly's song at all. She has a great voice and I think Blake should have guided her better.

I am over the Swon Brothers. I don't hate them, but if they went this week, that would be just fine with me.

After the remark that Sasha has a Broadway tone to her voice, I cannot unhear that.


le nubian - May 20, 2013 8:49:01 pm PDT #20649 of 23273
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

Second half:

I have an established hate-on for Josiah. I shall not repeat my statements of contempt.

Danielle was given a completely boring song by Blake. I mean WTF. She has a great voice and you give her THAT song? She made the best of it, but eh.

(how many fucking commercials does "The Voice" have? I feel like I've been watching this ep since yesterday.