You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I reattached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town.

Simon ,'Jaynestown'


Non-Fiction TV: I Reject Your Reality and Substitute My Own

This thread is for non-fiction TV, including but not limited to reality television (So You Think You Can Dance, Top Chef: Masters, Project Runway), documentaries (The History Channel, The Discovery Channel), and sundry (Expedition Africa, Mythbusters), et al. [NAFDA]


Jessica - Mar 18, 2013 5:58:20 am PDT #20413 of 23273
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

the Glorious Communism section

That cracked me up. I assume showing the subtitles was part of CBS' deal in being allowed to shoot in Hanoi.

Also: reading the instructions carefully -- like noting you're supposed to bring your chickens along, or NOT play chess.

Yup. Although I'm still not sure why they had to bring the chickens along, given that they were not plucked and put into the soup. (Maybe just so that the camera crews could catch locals laughing "look at those Westerners carrying chickens"?)


Theodosia - Mar 18, 2013 10:31:41 am PDT #20414 of 23273
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

One aspect I like about TAR is that the producers are going for "laughing at the clueless Westerners" rather than "laughing at the quaint locals."


Dana - Mar 18, 2013 2:37:53 pm PDT #20415 of 23273
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

That's what a friend of mine dubs "Spock's Brain Syndrome" in miniature, that is, a casual glance at a show will inevitable see the worst and uncharacteristic moments.

Heh. I know.


brenda m - Mar 24, 2013 3:43:57 pm PDT #20416 of 23273
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

TAR 45 minutes late tonight.

ETA: Oh man, but don't miss the opening. Crazy.


Jesse - Mar 24, 2013 4:20:01 pm PDT #20417 of 23273
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

The opening is ridiculous.


Jesse - Mar 24, 2013 4:20:27 pm PDT #20418 of 23273
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

But the bushmen (and the translators/caption writers) are awesome.


brenda m - Mar 24, 2013 4:27:04 pm PDT #20419 of 23273
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

The "oh my god what's that?" dude totally cracked me up.


Theodosia - Mar 25, 2013 2:57:28 am PDT #20420 of 23273
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

I was most impressed with the contestant who actually held the scorpion by the stinger.

Bates & Anthony (Team Hockey Brothers) REALLY impressed last night -- do you know how hard it is to get the trick of lighting a fire by friction? They SO won their first place.

And the teams that chose 'fowl' as their initial choice were wise beyond words, and their placement reflected it. Team Over-Achievers because they had actually paid attention to nature and survival shows, and Team Country Life because they actually knew something about trapping.

Next week we get donkeys, and may I say, in advance: Never yell at the animals. (Unless, for some reason, the task is specifically to yell at the animals, but I don't think there's ever been one of those.)


Jessica - Mar 25, 2013 4:07:30 am PDT #20421 of 23273
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Never yell at the animals

MY OX IS BROKEN!


Amy - Mar 25, 2013 4:11:34 am PDT #20422 of 23273
Because books.

I love the hockey guys. They're having such a blast every leg.