Can't even shout, Can't even cry. The Gentlemen are coming by. Looking in windows, knocking on doors. They need to take seven, and they might take yours. Can't call to mom, can't say a word. You're gonna die screaming but you won't be heard.

Dream Girl ,'Bring On The Night'


Non-Fiction TV: I Reject Your Reality and Substitute My Own

This thread is for non-fiction TV, including but not limited to reality television (So You Think You Can Dance, Top Chef: Masters, Project Runway), documentaries (The History Channel, The Discovery Channel), and sundry (Expedition Africa, Mythbusters), et al. [NAFDA]


Dana - Mar 18, 2013 2:37:53 pm PDT #20415 of 23273
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

That's what a friend of mine dubs "Spock's Brain Syndrome" in miniature, that is, a casual glance at a show will inevitable see the worst and uncharacteristic moments.

Heh. I know.


brenda m - Mar 24, 2013 3:43:57 pm PDT #20416 of 23273
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

TAR 45 minutes late tonight.

ETA: Oh man, but don't miss the opening. Crazy.


Jesse - Mar 24, 2013 4:20:01 pm PDT #20417 of 23273
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

The opening is ridiculous.


Jesse - Mar 24, 2013 4:20:27 pm PDT #20418 of 23273
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

But the bushmen (and the translators/caption writers) are awesome.


brenda m - Mar 24, 2013 4:27:04 pm PDT #20419 of 23273
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

The "oh my god what's that?" dude totally cracked me up.


Theodosia - Mar 25, 2013 2:57:28 am PDT #20420 of 23273
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

I was most impressed with the contestant who actually held the scorpion by the stinger.

Bates & Anthony (Team Hockey Brothers) REALLY impressed last night -- do you know how hard it is to get the trick of lighting a fire by friction? They SO won their first place.

And the teams that chose 'fowl' as their initial choice were wise beyond words, and their placement reflected it. Team Over-Achievers because they had actually paid attention to nature and survival shows, and Team Country Life because they actually knew something about trapping.

Next week we get donkeys, and may I say, in advance: Never yell at the animals. (Unless, for some reason, the task is specifically to yell at the animals, but I don't think there's ever been one of those.)


Jessica - Mar 25, 2013 4:07:30 am PDT #20421 of 23273
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Never yell at the animals

MY OX IS BROKEN!


Amy - Mar 25, 2013 4:11:34 am PDT #20422 of 23273
Because books.

I love the hockey guys. They're having such a blast every leg.


sumi - Mar 25, 2013 9:51:08 am PDT #20423 of 23273
Art Crawl!!!

I think I was over tired last week and missed the highly offensive thing that the show had to apologize for. . . ummm, what was it?


kat perez - Mar 25, 2013 10:34:17 am PDT #20424 of 23273
"We have trust issues." Mylar

Yeah, I missed it, too. I was very confused by the show's opening.