Well, she might have a Washlet.
You do well to flee, townspeople! I will pillage your lands and dwellings! I will burn your crops and make merry sport with your more attractive daughters! Ha ha ha! Mark my words! Ooh! Ale! I smell delicious ale!
Olaf the Troll ,'Showtime'
Natter 52: Playing with a full deck?
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Cashmere - Jul 17, 2007 10:01:57 am PDT #8507 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
Matt the Bruins fan - Jul 17, 2007 10:21:05 am PDT #8508 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
I'd have thought long, candlelit baths before the article was linked to. And I'm still not entirely convinced otherwise.
Toddson - Jul 17, 2007 10:24:28 am PDT #8509 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Or perhaps she stands in a super-large shower enclosure and has "assistants" bathe her.
bon bon - Jul 17, 2007 10:25:40 am PDT #8510 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
I'm still stuck at how her showers have anything to do with the water supply in Africa.
sarameg - Jul 17, 2007 10:27:11 am PDT #8511 of 10001
I took a really long shower in Africa. Zimbabwe, actually. Does that mean Mugabe is all my fault!?!?!? (I'd rather have not been in that country in particular, but no help for that.)
bon bon - Jul 17, 2007 10:28:43 am PDT #8512 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
It would be hysterical to me if her quote was the answer to "and what are you doing about the environment, Ms. Aniston?"
Glamcookie - Jul 17, 2007 10:41:30 am PDT #8513 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
I'm still stuck at how her showers have anything to do with the water supply in Africa.
Well, there's that little issue as well...
shrift - Jul 17, 2007 10:50:18 am PDT #8514 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
I think you can tell how interminable my day is by how I'm now pondering the eco-friendliness of bidets (water versus paper!) and making up songs that are mostly just "Hey hey bidet!"
Vortex - Jul 17, 2007 10:59:19 am PDT #8515 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
The first thing I thought when I saw the Aniston story is that her mouth must be rank if she's brushing and bathing all within 3 minutes. Assuming that she actually takes a 3 minute shower (yeah, right).
someone else probably washes/styles her hair.
Jesse - Jul 17, 2007 11:02:02 am PDT #8516 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
someone else probably washes/styles her hair.
That's what I was trying to say earlier. That's a huge part of my shower time!
Oh, and I have a question about bidets: do you then just dry off with a towel? Do people use bidets in the normal course of their day? It just seems like a lot of trouble.