The first thing I thought when I saw the Aniston story is that her mouth must be rank if she's brushing and bathing all within 3 minutes. Assuming that she actually takes a 3 minute shower (yeah, right).
someone else probably washes/styles her hair.
It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.
Xander ,'Get It Done'
Natter 52: Playing with a full deck?
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Vortex - Jul 17, 2007 10:59:19 am PDT #8515 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Jesse - Jul 17, 2007 11:02:02 am PDT #8516 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
someone else probably washes/styles her hair.
That's what I was trying to say earlier. That's a huge part of my shower time!
Oh, and I have a question about bidets: do you then just dry off with a towel? Do people use bidets in the normal course of their day? It just seems like a lot of trouble.
tommyrot - Jul 17, 2007 11:08:33 am PDT #8517 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Oh, and I have a question about bidets: do you then just dry off with a towel?
The best bidets use hot air.
In my mind, anyway.
Connie Neil - Jul 17, 2007 11:10:50 am PDT #8518 of 10001
brillig
The best bidets use hot air.
I'd be afraid of a scorched goolie. Then I'd think of those hand-dryers in public restrooms and their graphics for "rub to dry", and it just goes downhill from there.
Vortex - Jul 17, 2007 11:12:45 am PDT #8519 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
I'd be afraid of a scorched goolie.
Connie is me. Any heat that was warm/strong enough to get anything dry would not feel pleasant.
Sophia Brooks - Jul 17, 2007 11:14:00 am PDT #8520 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
The wikipedia article said that people usually use a small towel that is changed daily. Hope that is one towel per person, frankly.
Jesse - Jul 17, 2007 11:18:34 am PDT #8521 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Hope that is one towel per person, frankly.
Ew.
brenda m - Jul 17, 2007 11:22:02 am PDT #8522 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Any heat that was warm/strong enough to get anything dry would not feel pleasant.
Dude, I don't have that kind of time. Or those kind of quads, frankly.
Matt the Bruins fan - Jul 17, 2007 11:28:19 am PDT #8523 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
The wikipedia article said that people usually use a small towel that is changed daily. Hope that is one towel per person, frankly.
I wouldn't be any too keen on re-using the towel within that day even if I were its sole user, either.
Vortex - Jul 17, 2007 11:36:35 am PDT #8524 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
The wikipedia article said that people usually use a small towel that is changed daily.
DAILY? I don't know about you guys, but I use the bathroom more than once a day, and I would not want to reuse the towel. I mean, that's like reusing toilet paper. EWWWWWWWWW.