This made me all teary this morning:
I could squeeze you until you popped like warm champagne, and you'd beg me to hurt you just a little bit more.
Fuffy ,'Storyteller'
Natter 52: Playing with a full deck?
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Allyson - Jul 17, 2007 9:33:02 am PDT #8497 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Allyson - Jul 17, 2007 9:35:33 am PDT #8498 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Also, Canada's Amazon is delivering my book, so, um, if you're in Canadaland and want to write an Amazon review on Amazon.ca, you could. If you wanted to.
Daisy Jane - Jul 17, 2007 9:38:41 am PDT #8499 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Aww. Sweet, Allyson.
Jesse - Jul 17, 2007 9:38:57 am PDT #8500 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I bet Jennifer Anniston neither washes her hair nor shaves her legs when she takes a shower, so that would "save" a lot of shower time.
JZ - Jul 17, 2007 9:42:26 am PDT #8501 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Oh, paperdol, that's a gorgeous review. Pity about your awful building manager, because it seems like you have some truly amazing neighbors.
Also, my mom's store still hasn't gotten their review copy. I'm thisclose to running to the downtown B&N to buy her a copy (already have my own on order with our neighborhood independent) so she can just get on with reading it, possibly reviewing it for the local paper, and definitely ordering it and pimping it to her customers already. But I wanted to give you a heads-up in case there's an official book-sender somewhere who needs an ass-kicking.
brenda m - Jul 17, 2007 9:44:36 am PDT #8502 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
I brush my teeth in the shower for the precise purpose of staying in the shower longer. JA is nuts.
Sue - Jul 17, 2007 9:47:31 am PDT #8503 of 10001
hip deep in pie
She could get wet, turn off shower, soap up, brush, and then rinse and spit during the three minute shower section.
Glamcookie - Jul 17, 2007 9:49:48 am PDT #8504 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
I bet you that Aniston has a dual shower head, deluxe, beautiful shower with a seat in it in which she luxuriously bathes daily for at least 15 minutes at a pop. Ha!
Sue - Jul 17, 2007 9:59:58 am PDT #8505 of 10001
hip deep in pie
Would you guys say that these were water shoes, or that they're regular sporty shoes appropriate for water wear? [link]
Sophia Brooks - Jul 17, 2007 10:00:19 am PDT #8506 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
with a seat in it in which she luxuriously bathes daily for at least 15 minutes at a pop.
I read this as "15 minutes a poop."