Oh, paperdol, that's a gorgeous review. Pity about your awful building manager, because it seems like you have some truly amazing neighbors.

Also, my mom's store still hasn't gotten their review copy. I'm thisclose to running to the downtown B&N to buy her a copy (already have my own on order with our neighborhood independent) so she can just get on with reading it, possibly reviewing it for the local paper, and definitely ordering it and pimping it to her customers already. But I wanted to give you a heads-up in case there's an official book-sender somewhere who needs an ass-kicking.

I brush my teeth in the shower for the precise purpose of staying in the shower longer. JA is nuts.

She could get wet, turn off shower, soap up, brush, and then rinse and spit during the three minute shower section.

I bet you that Aniston has a dual shower head, deluxe, beautiful shower with a seat in it in which she luxuriously bathes daily for at least 15 minutes at a pop. Ha!

Would you guys say that these were water shoes, or that they're regular sporty shoes appropriate for water wear? [link]

with a seat in it in which she luxuriously bathes daily for at least 15 minutes at a pop.

I read this as "15 minutes a poop."

Well, she might have a Washlet.

I'd have thought long, candlelit baths before the article was linked to. And I'm still not entirely convinced otherwise.

Or perhaps she stands in a super-large shower enclosure and has "assistants" bathe her.

I'm still stuck at how her showers have anything to do with the water supply in Africa.