You're not friends. You'll never be friends. You'll be in love till it kills you both.

Spike ,'Sleeper'


Natter 52: Playing with a full deck?  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Daisy Jane - Jun 22, 2007 12:36:36 pm PDT #4426 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

What is in people's "Shit I didn't say" file?

Were you raised in a barn? By wolves? By some strange religous cult with a morbid fear of phones so that you never learned it is. not. ok. to call up a business and say, "Yeah, sombody called me?"


Jesse - Jun 22, 2007 12:37:07 pm PDT #4427 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Even if it's a guy doing it to guy, like in those movies when they're trying to intimdate each other?

I'm going to guess no.

I am so clueless about the unspoken language of the terminally hip.

Really, it was more the imagined unspoken language of the terminally dork.


ChiKat - Jun 22, 2007 12:44:15 pm PDT #4428 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Somebody needs to tell the rude little pissypantsers that I am tired and this week has gone on approximately a million years too long, and that they'd best stop getting in my face or I'll be forced to choke a bitch.

I have some time on my hands right now. Send me phone numbers, names and any specific complaints and I'd be glad to do it!


Atropa - Jun 22, 2007 12:50:42 pm PDT #4429 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

I want my ARCs. sob

Oh oh oh! Allyson, mine turned up in the mail last night! I am looking forward to reading it on the bus tonight.

Shit I Didn't Say: "It's just software. No one cares about how we formatted that block of text. NO ONE."


Topic!Cindy - Jun 22, 2007 12:52:13 pm PDT #4430 of 10001
What is even happening?

What is in people's "Shit I didn't say" file?

File? Oh honey, I've had to rent climate controlled, off-site archive space.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jun 22, 2007 1:01:33 pm PDT #4431 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I guess today was a good day, because I don't recall having to bite my tongue and avoid saying anything to anyone. Well, I didn't tell a co-worker's son to wash his hands after using the restroom, but it's really not my place to police that sort of behavior in other people's kids. And it's not as if he were about to turn my lunch into a urineburger with cheese.


juliana - Jun 22, 2007 1:02:24 pm PDT #4432 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

"Why are you even breathing? Go away and stop bothering me before I have to put an end to that."


Connie Neil - Jun 22, 2007 1:06:30 pm PDT #4433 of 10001
brillig

it's not as if he were about to turn my lunch into a urineburger with cheese.

OK, yeah, I'm not having a cheeseburger tonight.


Narrator - Jun 22, 2007 1:08:46 pm PDT #4434 of 10001
The evil is this way?

File? Oh honey, I've had to rent climate controlled, off-site archive space.

Screw the climate-control. Let 'em burn.

Also Narrator!Niece a/k/a Princess of the World, is 8 years old today. Party is tomorrow. We are expecting pink.


Jesse - Jun 22, 2007 1:23:17 pm PDT #4435 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

So, I ran into msbelle on the street earlier, and in an echo of our earlier conversation about How People Act, I started to get riled up when she stepped directly in my path. "WTF, lady, there's a whole sidew-- Oh, HI!!"