Somebody needs to tell the rude little pissypantsers that I am tired and this week has gone on approximately a million years too long, and that they'd best stop getting in my face or I'll be forced to choke a bitch.
I have some time on my hands right now. Send me phone numbers, names and any specific complaints and I'd be glad to do it!
I want my ARCs. sob
Oh oh oh! Allyson, mine turned up in the mail last night! I am looking forward to reading it on the bus tonight.
Shit I Didn't Say: "It's just software. No one cares about how we formatted that block of text. NO ONE."
What is in people's "Shit I didn't say" file?
File? Oh honey, I've had to rent climate controlled, off-site archive space.
I guess today was a good day, because I don't recall having to bite my tongue and avoid saying anything to anyone. Well, I didn't tell a co-worker's son to wash his hands after using the restroom, but it's really not my place to police that sort of behavior in other people's kids. And it's not as if he were about to turn my lunch into a urineburger with cheese.
"Why are you even breathing? Go away and stop bothering me before I have to put an end to that."
it's not as if he were about to turn my lunch into a urineburger with cheese.
OK, yeah, I'm not having a cheeseburger tonight.
File? Oh honey, I've had to rent climate controlled, off-site archive space.
Screw the climate-control. Let 'em burn.
Also Narrator!Niece a/k/a Princess of the World, is 8 years old today. Party is tomorrow. We are expecting pink.
So, I ran into msbelle on the street earlier, and in an echo of our earlier conversation about How People Act, I started to get riled up when she stepped directly in my path. "WTF, lady, there's a whole sidew-- Oh, HI!!"
What, not shopping at IKEA, Kathy?
Shit I didn't say today
Eat it, you Swede hater!
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Oops, I just said it.
Anyway, IKEA's beds are not the sturdiest in the world, and not that cheap, either.
So, I ran into msbelle on the street earlier, and in an echo of our earlier conversation about How People Act, I started to get riled up when she stepped directly in my path. "WTF, lady, there's a whole sidew-- Oh, HI!!"
You looked absolutely aghast when I ran up to you on the street before you recognized me.