Thanks, Erin. That'll give him somewhere to start.

Shit I didn't say: "Is it just me? I mean, do *I* bring out the ASSCLOWN in you, or do other people cause it, too?"

Shit I didn't type in my last five sent e-mails: "Jesus tapdancing Christ, stop asking me questions I don't know the answer to. I'm not supposed to know this. This is the help desk, not a 'legal expertise for free' booth."

You know. People are being unusually pissy and rude today. Is there something in the air? Jesus. I am actually so livid at someone right now I don't know how to respond to her in a professional manner.

I think of you as big as in your personality just fills the room you're in. You may have the ability to turn that off, but I think your default is sparkling, contagious personality.

you have made my day. I am not the shy wallflower I used to be, but I don't think of myself as some who takes up space in a place( personality-wise), but more of someone that fills in the cracks.

shit I didn't say last night : ( well actually I did , but not until the door was locked) GO THE FUCK HOME! I only told you three times that I couldn't really help you because we were closed

I'm not sure what the last thing that was memorable to eat, however this Sunday I anticipate being one of those nights here [link] but Sunday is a special wine tasting dinner....local wines - one with each course and local food. Annie, the chef, wants to do a wine country restaurant here. She is that good. The regular menu is amazing - but whenever she does a special meal - well, lets just say I hum a lot while eating and I pay almost no attention to Matt.

blowing smoke in someone's face was supposed to be the universal sign for "let's do it."

Even if it's a guy doing it to guy, like in those movies when they're trying to intimdate each other? I am so clueless about the unspoken language of the terminally hip.

Shit I didn't type to clients: "Listen you cheap twit, I know you pay the tech-for-hire by the hour, but you really shouldn't have let him go before you knew your system worked. 'Cause you're going to have to call him back, now."

People are being unusually pissy and rude today

It's not just you, shrifty. Our clients have seemed uncommonly dumb today.

What I didn't say in an interview today: "Oh my god. You are a complete freak!"

Somebody needs to tell the rude little pissypantsers that I am tired and this week has gone on approximately a million years too long, and that they'd best stop getting in my face or I'll be forced to choke a bitch.

The next person who is a nasty little jackhole in my vicinity is going to get an expletive-ridden rant on common fucking courtesy.

People are being unusually pissy and rude today

Totally not you.

Somebody needs to tell the rude little pissypantsers that I am tired and this week has gone on approximately a million years too long, and that they'd best stop getting in my face or I'll be forced to choke a bitch.

OMG yes. I had to put the jackass mentioned earlier on hold for a moment, or it wouldn't have been in the SIDS file anymore.