That's insane troll logic!

Xander ,'Showtime'


Natter 52: Playing with a full deck?  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Steph L. - Jun 12, 2007 2:12:04 pm PDT #2746 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

The "Best of Craigslist" is cracking me up!

Let us frolic in my totally dope blanket fort.

Does Your Human Need a Date, Too? (I hope she found a good human!)

When Dorks Attack (which is oddly similar, at least thematically, to "That'll give you, er, bees!")


JZ - Jun 12, 2007 2:55:37 pm PDT #2747 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Let us frolic in my totally dope blanket fort.

This is -- and I mean this in the best and most affectionate possible way -- the most McSweeney'sesque thing I have ever seen outside of an actual issue of McSweeney's.


Tom Scola - Jun 12, 2007 2:56:46 pm PDT #2748 of 10001
hwæt

McSweeney's is having some serious financial problems right now: [link]


JZ - Jun 12, 2007 3:05:32 pm PDT #2749 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

McSweeney's is having some serious financial problems right now:

Though holy crow, bidding on the David Byrne doodle is already up to over $900, with six days still to go.

I'd love to have the dosh to bid on this or this.


Zenkitty - Jun 12, 2007 3:21:27 pm PDT #2750 of 10001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

I just found at McSweeney's a t-shirt that graphically represents, rather accurately, a personally significant dream I once had. How odd. I bought it, of course.


Allyson - Jun 12, 2007 3:37:35 pm PDT #2751 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

My mom just sent me an email telling me she's planning a big book signing party for me.

And then there's this:

P.S. gavin is toilet training, he had an accident, I told him it was ok, that auntie Allyson peed on the floor when she was little. Now he keeps saying auntie Allyson pees on the floor. (sorry)


Zenkitty - Jun 12, 2007 3:39:12 pm PDT #2752 of 10001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Now he keeps saying auntie Allyson pees on the floor.

It's your first scandal!


sumi - Jun 12, 2007 3:39:42 pm PDT #2753 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

So, uh, cute. At what point at your book party do you think he's going to bring this up?


Stephanie - Jun 12, 2007 3:43:52 pm PDT #2754 of 10001
Trust my rage

Now he keeps saying auntie Allyson pees on the floor. (sorry)

This story got big laughs here, I suppose because we can all picture Ellie doing the same thing. Thankfully, she's a bit hard to understand though, so probably no one would get what she was saying.


Allyson - Jun 12, 2007 3:46:02 pm PDT #2755 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

At what point at your book party do you think he's going to bring this up?

I think he'll wait until some old flame arrives, and then happily screech the news.