The "Best of Craigslist" is cracking me up!

Let us frolic in my totally dope blanket fort.

Does Your Human Need a Date, Too? (I hope she found a good human!)

When Dorks Attack (which is oddly similar, at least thematically, to "That'll give you, er, bees!")

Let us frolic in my totally dope blanket fort.

This is -- and I mean this in the best and most affectionate possible way -- the most McSweeney'sesque thing I have ever seen outside of an actual issue of McSweeney's.

McSweeney's is having some serious financial problems right now: [link]

McSweeney's is having some serious financial problems right now:

Though holy crow, bidding on the David Byrne doodle is already up to over $900, with six days still to go.

I'd love to have the dosh to bid on this or this.

I just found at McSweeney's a t-shirt that graphically represents, rather accurately, a personally significant dream I once had. How odd. I bought it, of course.

My mom just sent me an email telling me she's planning a big book signing party for me.

And then there's this:

P.S. gavin is toilet training, he had an accident, I told him it was ok, that auntie Allyson peed on the floor when she was little. Now he keeps saying auntie Allyson pees on the floor. (sorry)

Now he keeps saying auntie Allyson pees on the floor.

It's your first scandal!

So, uh, cute. At what point at your book party do you think he's going to bring this up?

Now he keeps saying auntie Allyson pees on the floor. (sorry)

This story got big laughs here, I suppose because we can all picture Ellie doing the same thing. Thankfully, she's a bit hard to understand though, so probably no one would get what she was saying.

At what point at your book party do you think he's going to bring this up?

I think he'll wait until some old flame arrives, and then happily screech the news.